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Alan Ford

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do, is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. It's no good leaving it in the deep freezer for your mum to discover. Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go to sieve through pigshit, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting. So be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig." (Bricktop)

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