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FILMY NA KTORÉ SA MOMENTÁLNE NAJVIAC TEŠÍM
(A CHYSTÁM SA ZHLIADNUŤ):

Momentálne sa teším z týchto filmov asi najviac na Brüna...

Will Ferrell – The King of Comedy:

Hlášky:

Kate Walsh (Barbara Weston): „You know what Phil, you gotta stop, you went overboard ...“
Will Ferrell (Phil Weston): „What are you talking about?“
Kate Walsh: „You called a group of 10 year olds, losers.“
Will Ferrell: „I did not.“
Kate Walsh: „You screamed it through a cone, everyone heard you.“
Will Ferrell: „Well, what do you want me to call them, winners? Because that would make me a liar, ok? At least give me that, I am not a liar.“
Kate Walsh: „You just lied...“

David Koechner (Champ Kind): „What in the hell is diversity?“
Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): „Well, I... I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.“

Will Ferrell (Chazz Reinhold): „Funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite.“
Owen Wilson (John Beckwith): „Horny?“
Will Ferrell: „Yeah, crazy horny.“
Owen Wilson: „At a funeral?“
Will Ferrell: „Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.“

Chris Kattan (Doug Butabi): „You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can NOT take away our dreams.“
Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): That's right, because we are like sleeping when we have them.

SERIÁLY A MINISÉRIE, KTORÉ BY SOM SI CHCEL V BUDÚCNOSTI POZRIEŤ:

By som to všetko najradšej pozeral v kuse dňom i nocou, len nestíham, ale príde aj na tieto seriály raz dúfam rad.

OBĽÚBENÉ FILMY V RÁMCI JEDNOTLIVÝCH ŽÁNROV:
AKČNÉ:

Predator, The Bourne ultimatum, Terminator 3:Rise of the machines, Kill Bill, True lies.

DRÁMY:

Forrest gump, The Shawshank redemption, Perfect murder, perfect town, Dogville, Sleepers.

KOMIKSOVÉ:

Spider-man, Hulk, Blade 2, Daredevil, The Incredible Hulk.

THRILLERY:

Hannibal, A Simple plan, Kalifornia, Memento, Arlington road.

HORORY:

Jaws, The Hills have eyes, The Mist, The Texas chainsaw massacre, Saw.

KOMÉDIE:

The Mating habits of the earthbound human, Analyze this, What women want, Le magnifique, Gong fu.

ROMANTICKÉ KOMÉDIE:

Bridget Jones diary, Ed Tv, Hitch, Down with love, Kate & Leopold.

MYSTERIÓZNE:

The Ninth gate, Dead silence, The Night listener, Cloverfield, White noise.

ROMANTICKÉ:

Lars and the real girl, Cold mountain, The Bodyguard, Garden state, The Fountain.

SCIFI:

Demolition man, The Faculty, The Fly, Dreamcatcher, Vanilla sky.

ANIMOVANÉ:

Ice age, Ice age:The Meltdown, Open season, Horton hears a Who!, Over the hedge.

ČESKÉ A SLOVENSKÉ:

S tebou mě baví svět, Fontána pre Zuzanu, Tmavomodrý svět,
Pasti, pasti, pastičky.

FANTASY:

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Big fish, The Truman show, Van Helsing.

NAJLEPŠIE FILMY OD MOJICH NAJOBĽÚBENEJŠÍCH REŽISÉROV:

MOJA TOP 10 FILMOVÁ:

MOJA TOP 10 SERIÁLOVÁ:

NAJLEPŠIE SERIÁLOVÉ POSTAVY:

NAJOBĽÚBENEJŠÍ HERCI:

Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey, Edward Norton,

Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Daniel Day-Lewis, Anthony Hopkins, Dustin Hoffman.

NAJOBĽÚBENEJŠIE HEREČKY:

Naomi Watts, Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, Angelina Jolie, Julianne Moore,

Jodie Foster, Julia Stiles, Rachel McAdams, Kirsten Dunst, Uma Thurman.

ĎALŠIE VÝBORNÉ SERIÁLY:

VÝBORNÉ SERIÁLY, KTORÉ BOLI UKONČENÉ/ZRUŠENÉ:

Najviac mi bude chýbať Veronica Mars a 4400, lebo sa nedočkali poriadneho uzavretia príbehu. Dosť naštvaný som bol aj keď zrušili Invasion, ale už ma to prebolelo...Ale tak aspoň niektoré z týchto seriálov sa dočkali happyendu...

VEĽMI ZLÉ FILMY, KTORÉ MÔŽEM ODPORUČIŤ LEN MASOCHISTOM:

Tak z týchto "klenotov" ma najviac vytáčajú tie ultra trápne párodie Epic movie, Date movie, Meet the Spartans...To je neuveriteľný hnus. Ako to na seba zarába, je pre mňa záhadou. Ja by som sa na to do kina hanbil kúpiť lístok.

3 FILMY, KTORÉ DÚFAM NIKTO NENATOČÍ:
Sleep hard

MOST BEAUTIFUL CELEBRITIES:
Angelina Jolie

Niektoré z hlášok z mojich obľúbených seriálov:

The Office:

Dwight: (describing his relationship with Michael) "We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

Michael: “I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA so . . . so, it's not the same thing at all.“

Dwight: "I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew…-World War II veteran. My father battled blood pressure and obesity. Different kind of fight. "

Michael: "Look. Dwight is a wuss. When we rented Armageddon, he cried at the end of it. "
Dwight: "Michael, I told you. That was because it was New Year's Eve, and it started to snow at exactly midnight."

Michael: "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

Michael: "Let me ask you something. How long does it take for you to do something simple? Everyday. Like brush your teeth in the morning. "
Billy: "I don't know, like, 30 seconds? "
Michael: "Oh my god. That's three times as long as it takes me."

My name is Earl:

Earl: "How come you hate me, but you'll gamble for marshmallows with Randy? "
Mother: "Well there's a difference between you two. See one of you's bad and one of you's simple and Earl, you're bad."
Randy: "Which one am I?"

(Darnell is dressed as a magician at Earl Jr’s Party)
Darnell: (pulls out a card) "Was this your card? "
Randy: "No…"
Darnell: (pulls out another card) "Was this your card?"
Randy: "No…"
Darnell: (pulls out another card) "Was this your card? "
Randy: "I think you told me to pick a colour. "
Darnell: "Was it green? "
Randy: "I forgot. "

Randy: "Hey, Earl, who am I? " (he walks around like an astronaut )
Earl: "The first guy to land on the moon? "
Randy: "No, the astronaut guy in all the MTV commercials. "

How I met your mother:

Ted: "I'm crazy about you. I think we should be together. What do you say? "
Robin: "Yes.... No.... Maybe. "
Ted: "Those are the three options..."

Barney: "Come on, Ted, this is an incredible opportunity; we'll meet our soul mates, nail 'em and never call 'em again. "

Barney: "There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants."

Scrubs:

Turk: "Scalpel. "
Carla: "Scalpel what? "
Turk: "Scalpel, please. "
Carla: "Here you go, baby. Sorry: Dr. Baby. "
Dr. Wen: "Shall we proceed, Dr. Baby? "

J.D.: "Hi. Danni, we need to move on, okay? No more thinking about our exgirlfriends and exboyfriends; no more waiting for the phone to ring; no more stealing her purse just so you can return it later in the hopes that she'll be so grateful, she'll use the money recovered to buy you a drink and maybe have sex with you after. "
Danni: "Did that work? "
J.D.: "I stole the wrong purse... And, yes! "

Janitor: "Hey, idiot!”(J.D. looks at Janitor) "I said "idiot" and you looked. "
J.D.: "I looked because you did the "hey idiot" thing to me, like, six months ago. "
Janitor: "Did you look then? "
J.D.: "Yeah. "
Janitor: "Heh. "

Dr. Kelso: "You are a doctor, and you need to be able to say simple clinical words like penis, or vagina, or anal! "
Elliot: "Anal is not a dirty word sir. "
Dr. Kelso: "Tell that to my wife. "

South park:

Bush: "Our intelligence tells us that when Saddam was originally killed, his soul actually went to Hell. But while in Hell, he began a homosexual relationship with Satan, the Prince of Darkness. Satan, however, decided he didn't want to be with Hussein anymore and broke up with him around August. When Saddam became jealous and tried to kill Satan's new lover, Chris, Satan had Saddam sent to Heaven to live with Mormons as a punishment. Questions? Yes? "
Ambassador 3: "Are you high, or just incredibly stupid? "
Bush: "I can assure you, I am not high. "

[Stan watches "The Osbournes"]
Ozzy: "You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom! "
Jack: "Dad, we fucking can't! "
[real life]
Sharon: "Stan, what did I tell you about watching "The Osbournes"? "
Stan: "Aw, come on, Mom. "
Sharon: "It's going to make you retarded! "
Stan: "It's just a show! It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake!“

Mrs. Cartman: "Whats wrong with him!?! "
Dr. Doctor: "I'm afraid that your son is........incredibly stupid. He thought he could fly with cardboard wings. The stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall which has put him into a deep coma. "

Kyle: "I love basketball. I wanna play for the Denver Nuggets one day. "
Coach: "Yeah. Look, kid, you've got great skills and a great attitude. But you're just not physically ...built for the game. "
Kyle: "What do you mean? "
Coach: "Well, it's just that... jews can't play basketball. "

Butters: "How do you know you're supposed to go to heaven? "
Cartman: "What do you mean? "
Butters: "How do you know you're not supposed to go to...you know...hell? "
Cartman: "I'm not going to hell, Butters, I'm not black. "

Kyle: "Anybody who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy is a retard. "
Cartman: "Oh, really? Well, did you know that over one-fourth of people in America think that 9/11 was a conspiracy? Are you saying that one-fourth of Americans are retards? "
Kyle: "Yes, I'm saying one-fourth of Americans are retards. "
Stan: "Yeah, at least one-fourth. "
Kyle "Lets take a test sample. (to Cartman) There‘s 4 of us, you're a retard, and that‘s one-fourth. "

Kyle: "Ex- Excuse me? My name is... Brad. And I need to report a crime. Anonymously. "
Detective 1: "Oh? What's the crime? "
Kyle: "Well, I attend South Park Elementary. And- And one of the teachers is having sex with a student. "
Cops: "Oh my god! This is terrible. "
Detective 1: "You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now who's the teacher? What's his name? "
Kyle: "Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman? "
Cop 1: "A woman? "
Kyle: "Yeah. She's having sex with a boy. "
Detective 2: "Oh. But- But she's ugly, right? "
Kyle: "Well, no, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stevenson. "
Detective 1: "The blonde? "
Kyle: "Yeah. "
Cop 1: "Some young boy's having sex with Miss Stevenson? "
Kyle: "Yes. "
Cop 1: "Nice. "
Detective 1: "Nice. "
Kyle: "What?! No, you don't understand! "
Cop 1: "You sure they've had sex? "
Kyle: "Yeah! "
Cop 2: "Has she performed oral sex on him? "
Kyle: "Yeah, I think so. "
Cop 2: "Nice. "
Cop 1: "Nice. "
Cop 2: "Nice. "
Detective 1: "So, wait. What's the crime? "
Cop 1: "The crime is, she isn't doin' it with me! "
Kyle: "Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him! "
Detective 1: "You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away. "
Kyle: "Aagh! "

Cartman: "Mom, tell them. Tell them I'm not fat, I'm just big boned. Tell them all the stories about how everyone in your family was big as a child but then grew into their bodies. "
Mom: "Oh sweetie, those were all lies, you're just fat. "

Black books:

Security Man: "It's a very good security system. You know the CIA? "
Manny: "Yeah. "
Security Man: "They don't use this system. Uhh, they probably use something a lot better. "

Bernard: "Fran, don't you think it's time we admitted how, you know, hugely attracted we are to each other? "
Fran: "No... not yet. I think we should wait a bit. "
Bernard: "Till when? Ha? When? "
Fran: "Till at least one of us is dead? "

Fran: "Ok, if I told you that the walls of my flat were actually moving, would you think that I was strange? "
Bernard: "No, I'd ask you to come around and look after my small children. "

Manny: "Did you win or lose? "
Bernard: "It's hard to say... "
Manny: "Alright. Have you got more money or less money? "
Bernard: "That's complicated... "
Manny: "You got no money? "
Bernard: "Yeah. "

Manny: "Well I'll be off then. Since it's all over between us... I'll write. "
Bernard: "I won't read it. "
Manny: "Well, I'll call! "
Bernard: "I'll hang up. "
Manny: "Well, I'll come and see you! "
Bernard: "I'll be dead by then. "

War at home:

Dave: "It's true. Parents that use drugs have kids that use drugs. So there's an important lesson here. Don't have kids. "

Dave: (To Hillary-daughter) "You know, when I was young, I would say anything to a girl to get her to... well, to get her to. I would tell fat girls they were hot. I would tell ugly girls they were pretty. I would tell stupid girls they were... Well, I really didn't have to tell them much. They were pretty much good to go. "

Dave: (About Hillary-daughter) "Why is she still going out with Taye? Enough is enough already. "
Vicky: "Is this because he's black? "
Dave: "What? No. What are you talking about? I - I don't see black or white. I only see people, okay? People who want to have sex with my daughter, and people who don't. And this one does. I'm telling you, he's way too experienced for her. "
Vicky: "How do you know that? "
Dave: "Because she thinks he's a cool kid, and cool kids have sex. I know this because I was a cool kid. And I don't want Hillary to be cool. I want her to be... frigid. "

NIEKTORÉ Z OBĽÚBENÝCH STRÁNOK:
Stránky súvisiace s filmami a seriálmi, ktoré rád navštevujem:
Lapiduch
Lopuch
Moviezone
Premiere
Tv
A pre zábavu:
Lamer

Výsledky ankiet:

Najlepšia seriálová postava:
1. Joey Tribbiani - Friends(39 hlasov) 2. Barney Stinson - How I met your mother(23) 3. Dexter Morgan - Dexter (21) 4. Arnold Rimmer - Red dwarf(20) 5. Jack Bauer - 24 (11) 6. Hank Moody - Californication(8) 7. Maurice Moss- The IT Crowd(7) 8. Dean Winchester - Supernatural(5)
Z týchto filmov Vás najviac rozosmial:
1. The Simpsons movie (63 hlasov) 2. Borat (56) 3. Superbad(18) 4. Wedding Crashers(14) 5. 40 Year old virgin(12) 6. Knocked up(11) 7. Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy(10)
Najprekvapujúcejší záverečný zvrat vo filme:
1.The Sixth sense(74 hlasov) 2. The Game(40) 3. Saw(24) 4. The Usual suspects(17) 5. The Others(16) 6. Identity(5) 7. Frailty(0)
Z týchto filmov Vás najviac dojal:
1. Million dollar baby(53 hlasov) 2. Titanic(34) 3. Love actually(27) 4. Requiem for a dream(26) 5. Crash(22) 6. Billy Elliot(14) 7. Atonement(9)
Naj seriálový záporák(bad guy) všetkých čias:
1. Benjamin Linus - Lost(32 hlasov) 2. T-Bag - Prison break(30) 3. Sylar - Heroes(19) 4. Nina Myers - 24(13) 5-6.Adam/Kensei - Heroes, Alex Mahone - Prison break (2) 7. Žlto-oký démon - Supernatural(1)
Najsexy seriálová ženská postava:
1. Rory Gilmore - Gilmore girls(28 hlasov) 2. Kate Austen - Lost(20) 3. Veronica Mars - Veronica Mars(16) 4. Claire Bennet - Heroes(12) 5. Gabrielle Solis - Desperate housewives(10) 6. Izzie Stevens - Grey's anatomy(8) 7. Sara Tancredi - Prison break(7) 8. Debra Morgan - Dexter(4)
Za ktorým zrušeným seriálom Vám bude najviac smutno?
1. Joey(45 hlasov) 2. Veronica Mars(31) 3. Invasion(19) 4. Firefly(14) 5. The 4400(8) 6. War at home(2) 7. Day break (1) 8. Traveller(0)
Z týchto seriálov máte najradšej:
1. Lost(49 hlasov) 2. South park(37) 3. Dexter(35) 4. Prison break(27) 5-6. Californication, Heroes(16) 7. Desperate housewives(13) 8. Supernatural(5)
Ktorý momentálne bežiaci komediálny seriál máte najradšej?
1. How I met your mother(57 hlasov) 2. The IT crowd(50) 3. My name is Earl(14) 4. The Big bang theory(12) 5. Scrubs(7) 6. 30 Rock(2)
Najlepší seriálový pár:
1. Ross & Rachel - Friends(58 hlasov) 2. Mulder & Scullyová - Akty X(27) 3-4.Michael & Sara - Prison break, Jack & Kate - Lost(9) 5. Dexter & Rita - Dexter(7) 6. Veronica & Logan - Veronica Mars(6) 7. Bree & Orson - Desperate housewives(2)
Filmy najradšej pozeráte:
1. V kine(51 hlasov) 2. Na počítači(32) 3. Na dvd(19) 4. V televízii(4)
Aký prehliadač používate?
1. Mozilla Firefox(64 hlasov) 2. Opera(27) 3. Internet explorer(17)
Najradšej pozeráte:
1. Filmy(74 hlasov) 2. Seriály(30) 3. Dokumenty(2)
Filmy najradšej pozeráte:
1. V origináli s titulkami(85 hlasov) 2. V dabingu(19) 3. V origináli bez titulkov(2)
Páči sa Vám môj profil?
Áno(90 hlasov), Nie(15), Stredne(34)

Všetkým, ktorí sa zúčastnili ďakujem za hlasy.

Keď ste došli až tu, klobúk dole a ďakujem za návštevu a príďte zas. A ďakujem aj všetkým, ktorí sa rozhodli ma pridať si medzi svoju top 19 užívateľov(aspoň viem, že moja snaha tu na čsfd nie je márna...).

Ste

návštevník.
Počítadlo spustené 4.2. 2008
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