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Dva a půl chlapa

(seriál)
Ukázka z filmu 58
USA, (2003–2015), 91 h 41 min (Minutáž: 19–42 min)

Hrají:

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, Ryan Stiles, Jennifer Taylor, Ashton Kutcher, Jane Lynch (více)
(další profese)

Série(12) / Epizody(261)

Obsahy(1)

Charlie je bohatý starý mládenec s domem na pláži, který s lehkostí dostane každou ženu. Jeho spokojený život v Malibu je ale narušen, když se k němu nastěhuje jeho bratr Alan, který se právě rozvádí. Alan navíc není sám - má osmiletého syna Jakea. A ten dá Charliemu teprve zabrat... (TV Nova)

Recenze uživatele Loki_Six k tomuto seriálu (274)

Madam a její zvláštní přítel (2005) (S03E09) 

Her prom theme was "Fire." / Her first car was a chariot. / She called her first husband "hun" 'cause he was one. / Her first Christmas was the first Christmas. / Likes to take long walks on the beach after crawling out of the ocean and growing legs. / Her birthstone is lava. ()

Něco slaného a zkrouceného (2005) (S03E10) 

ALAN: "Wait a minute! That's your big secret? Alcohol? But isn't that just a temporary solution?" CHARLIE: "It's only temporary if you stop drinking!" ()

Telepatie (2006) (S03E12) 

"Does massage therapy count? It's almost the same thing. One on one with a strange woman who charges you for an hour then only gives you 50 minutes." ()

Ponížení je nutné (2006) (S03E13) 

"Oh, you sad, naive fool. If 12 years of marriage taught me anything, it's that there is no apologizing without groveling. First of all, the phone's no good. You must grovel in person. Humiliation is a visual medium." ()

Bez masa to nejde (2006) (S03E15) 

"I love Mia, and I want her to be happy, and I happen to know she's not happy when I smoke cigars, and drink and gamble and stay out all night and eat meat and sugar and grease and fat and nap and swear and wear shorts, bowling shirts..." ()

Divoké překvapení (2006) (S03E16) 

"Well I've always said a 22 year old girl is like a good carpenter; no wood gets wasted." ()

Nebohý knírač (2006) (S03E17) 

"An awards ceremony is like a Thai massage. If you don't know that there's going to be a happy ending, there's no point in lying down." ()

Poplivaný koláč (2006) (S03E18) 

"Girls like Kandi need all kinds of stuff, and the only way they can pay for it is through horny morons like you." ()

Ježkovy voči, to je kost (2006) (S03E19) 

"Well, you know what they say. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and can't get laid huh?" ()

Navždy družička, nikdy oslík (2006) (S03E20) 

"Sweet whistling Geronimo, you people are like a box of hamsters just crawling all over each other. Hey I'm not knocking it, I'm just wondering when some of that gravy's going to spill over on my taters." ()

A zápletka houstne (2006) (S03E21) 

JUDITH: "Well, I don't know about his father, but I've tried to share some of my interest with him." ALAN: "Unfortunately, he's a little young to drink in the dark, and bitch about men." ()

Velká párty (2006) (S03E22) 

"I agree. Childhood should be a time of innocence. And Bambi's mother shouldn't die. And lap dances should be complimentary after the fifth cocktail. But that's not the world we live in. This party tonight is the initial round in a lifelong process of sexual elimination. Think of it as musical chairs. But when the music stops, the guys who have a clue are sittin' on a woman instead of a chair. The guys who have no clue, they'll spend their teenage years... Well, I certainly don't need to tell Dungeon Master Alan." ()

Dobré důvody (2006) (S03E23) 

"He's a doorstop that eats." ()

Problémy se svatbou (2006) (S03E24) 

"I should've known better than to talk to him at feeding time." ()

Série 4 (2006) (S04) 

"I may think with my penis, but at least I think!" ()

Deprese (2006) (S04E01) 

"I know it's a little rushed, but we're on a tight schedule here. Tina's got homework, Cindy's gotta meet her fiancé and Marie... well, Marie's on the clock!" ()

Čí je to vina (2006) (S04E02) 

"Mudslide kills 600 religious pilgrims." And yet both my ex-wives live on. ()

Moře je krutá milenka (2006) (S04E03) 

"First of all, Charlie was a planned baby. You were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom." ()

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