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  • 7.9.2015 v 23:22

    Školní e-maily

    Takhle to chodí běžně...

     

    - Did you see this e-mail from our guidance counsellor?
    - No, if it's from school, it goes straight to my spam.
    - Well, this is about our community service requirement. If we do not get this done we don't graduate next year.
    - See! This is why I don't open e-mails from school. They always stress me out.

     

    (Good Luck Charlie S03E03)

     

  • 8.1.2012 v 23:34

    Hláška č. 23

    Mycroft: "I can put maximum surveillance on her."

    Sherlock: "Why bother? You can follow her on Twitter."

    (Sherlock S02E01)

  • 17.12.2011 v 16:58

    Hláška č. 22

    Brick [mluví o Bibli]: “Some of these things don’t make sense.”

    Sue: ”Hey! There’s a lot of episodes of Glee that don’t make sense but I still cry.”

     

  • 22.9.2011 v 00:03

    Hláška č. 20, 21

    Jess [zpívajíce]: "She's going out to find a rebound. Who's that girl? It's Jess!"
    Schmidt: "Wait! Did you just make up a theme song for yourself?"
    (New Girl S01E01)

     

    Doctor: "It’s dangerous to get medical advice from a TV comedy."

    (Raising Hope S02E01)

  • 17.9.2011 v 11:38

    Hláška č. 18, 19

    Karen: "Anyway, I don’t like salmon, it’s too orange. I don’t eat anything orange. Except for oranges because they admit that they’re orange."

    (Outnumbered S04E03)

     

     

    Ben: “Pounds - it’s always going up or down. We should go back to the old days where we used livestock for money, like sheep or chickens. All the other countries have a coin and we have chickens.”

    Jake: “What happens when you would like to buy a chicken?”

    Ben: “You buy a chicken with chickens.”

    Jake: “Now it is a chicken worth chicken.”

    Ben: “But people don’t sell money...”

    Jake: “How do you get change from a chicken?”

    Ben: “Eggs.”

     (Outnumbered S04E01)

  • 13.9.2011 v 10:35

    Hláška č. 17

    Oliver Tate: "Sometimes I wish there was a film crew following my every move. I imagine the camera craning up as I walk away - but unless things improve, the biopic of my life will only have a budget of a zoom out."

    (Submarine)

     

  • 28.8.2011 v 16:02

    Hláška č. 16

    - ...speaking of Angry Birds, do you know how to beat 11.4? It's just a red guy and a green guy.

    - Key is do not use the green guy as a boomerang.

    (30 Rock S05E18)

  • 28.7.2011 v 17:10

    Hláška č. 15

    Sid: "New York? Why would I want to go to New York?"

    Tony: "She's thin. She's blonde. She says "wow" a lot."

    (Skins S02E10)

  • 20.7.2011 v 23:43

    Hláška č. 12, 13, 14

    Listen, Simon, this is very important information. Call an ambulance and tell them I am in a bubble and everything is very flat.

    (The Inbetweeners S03E02)

     

    Hello. Hello everyone. Can somebody call me an ambulance because I'm in trouble. Time is moving really, really slowly and everything is flat. I need you to call me an ambulance, or failing that my mummy. I really want my mummy because - and I'm not being dramatic - I think I might be dead. Is that clear? Mummy or ambulance.

    (The Inbetweeners S03E02)


    - Neil, you farted again?!?!

    - Not sure, could be fart, could be worse.

    (The Inbetweeners S03E04)

  • 13.7.2011 v 23:08

    Hláška č. 11

    - Stop! That’s ours! We’re up here! Stop! … He ignored me!

    - He didn’t stop for the screaming sailor in the tree?

    (Modern Family S02E24)

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