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One Two, Fuck You - Ein Zwei Die

Dopozeral som všetky [dúfam] diely That 70´s Show.. a mám z toho zmiešané pocity
Lew Ashby: R.I.P.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezhin_Meadow

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::životné výkony::

Brat Pitt :: Twelve Monkeys - Jeffrey Goines
Jack Nicholson :: Batman - Joker
Mel Gibson :: Payback - Porter
Ethan Suplee :: My Name Is Earl - Randy Hickey
Jason Statham :: Crank - Chev Chelios
Heath Ledger :: The Dark Knight - Joker [trailer stačí ;-)]
Tom Cruise :: Collateral - Vincent
Keanu Reeves :: Constantine - John Constantine
Silvester Stallone :: R.A.M.B.O. - John James Rambo
Richard Ayoade :: The IT Crowd - Moss
Callum Keith Rennie :: Californication - Lew Ashby
Toby Kebbell :: Rock ´n´ rolla - Johnny Quid


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::herecké výkony čo stoja za povšimnutie::

Edward Norton :: Americna History X - Derek Vinyard
Ashton Kutcher :: That´s 70 Show - Micheal Kelso
Nicolas Cage a John Travolta :: Face/Off - Sean Archer a Castor Troy
Wes Bentley :: Ghost Rider - Blackheart
Tommy Lee Jones :: Batman Forever - Two Face
Jim Carrey :: Batman Forever - Riddler
Tobey Maguire :: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hitchhiker
Tobey Maguire :: Brothers - Sam Cahill


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::Filmy, ktoré pokazil dabing::

Next
Ali G.
Borat
filmy v poľskom dabingu..
That 70´s Show
Hannah Montana ten slovenský


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::hlášky z filmov::

Die Hard or Live Free
John: "C´mon hackboy" - "Damn Hamster.."

A.I. umelá inteligencia
"I wanna vacume cleaner, that is much better at vacuming than I.."
"You were designed and built specific like the rest of us.. ..they made us too smart, too quick and too many. "

Tie Roky 70
Fez: "Oh, my first X-rated movie.
I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever..
..Oh, nothing's going to happen in this scene.
It's just two ladies..
..Oh, bravo, nice plot twist."

Anjel: "nie som džin, džinovia neexistujú. som anjel."

Red: "tak synak, ako voláme Erika??"
Erikov mladší brat: "Debil."
Red: "Tak sa mi to páči."

Donna: "Oh god man?!!"
Fez: "Ooh screw it donna. Fez like some big, Fez like some small, Fez like some all.." [ženské poprsie]

Bob: "Red, ty si zahodil Midgeinu čokoládu?!"
Red: "Áno Bob a prečo som ju zahodil??"
BoB: "Lebo si zlý ?"
Red: "Áno .. a prečo ešte ??"

Kitty: "Michael, ako si mohol zobrať Feza do Pigly-Wigly? do toho obchodu chodí strašne veľa čudných žien. Poznáš Joyce Fergasonovú ?"
Kelso: "Koho?! NIE TO JE LOŽ!!"
Kitty: "Čo??!"
Kelso: "Čo?"
Kitty: "Čo?"
Kelso: "Čo?"

Erik: "Asi idem domov."
Leo: "Kamoš, nemôžeš ísť domov, to predstavenie ti dáva možnosť rozšíriť vianočnú náladu a tá je nákazlivá ako kvapavka."
Erik: "Myslím že ju už nemám Leo."
Leo: "Nenechaj sa oklamať, kvapavka sa vráti."
Erik: "Nie nie, .. áno dám si pozor."

Red, Kitty, Bob a Joan hrajú Hádaj kto som??..
Red: "hmm no no, no tak točenie alebo zvíjanie, TRIAŠKA!! mám z teba padúcnicu!!"
Kitty: "TANCOVALA SOM RED!! máš zo mňa padúcnicu ?!"

BoB: "..a keď som jej povedal, že má zaracha, odmietla to."
Eric: "To sa dá ??!"
Red: "NIE"
..
Bob: "Problém je, že jedného dňa si vaše deti uvedomia, že ich nemôžete kontrolovať."
Eric: " Naozaj ??!"
Red: "Nie a prestaň počúvať."

..keď Kitty dostala menopauzu..
Red: "Oh, Kitty. It's okay. You've still got Eric. He's sort of a baby. I'll make him cry if you want."

..keď Erik dostal "Man-ring" od Donny..
Hyde: "Whoa! Be careful, man. You drop something that big and heavy, you'll throw off the Earth's rotation. We'll all go crashing into the sun."
Kelso: "Yeah, way to use science in a burn."

Jackie: "So, Steven, when I go to Marquette with Donna this weekend, there'll be lots of cute boys around."
Hyde: "Lucky you."
Jackie: "Well, unlucky them, because I won't let them kiss me. Yeah, that's my promise to you. Now, I'm not saying you have to promise me anything, but if you want to, now would be a good time?....Okay, well just knowthat I won't be kissing anyone."
Hyde: "Good to know."
Jackie: "Good to know? Well, that's it?"
Hyde: "Did I stutter?"

Jackie: "Micheal, you dont know anything about anything."

Red: "WHY, WHY, why is it always my house!!"
Hyde: "Really wanna it know or you wanna just keep it yelling ??"
Red: "I wanna keep it yelling."

Kitty: "Why dont we ever had a tea??"
Red: "Wow, this sounds like begining of wonderfull argument."

..po kruhovej scéne..
Angie: "Why everytime I leave the room you guys do this??
Kelso: [žuje žuvačku] "Its Thanksgiving, some people bake a pies we bake ourselfs."

Kelso: "im like ketchup, iam good on everything."

Jackie: "Steven, whats do you think??"
Steven: "I have a definit opinion on this, I dont care. "

Red: "Whats doin Leo in my basement."
Steven: "I dont know, but for our safe, give me 15 minutes."

Dogma:
Bethany: "Buh má smysl pro humor?"
Metatron: "No samozrejme že má smysl pro humor. Podívej se na ty tváre ktoré deláte pri sexu."

Braveheart:
Hamish: "To je princeznina dvorní dáma."
William: Ano."
Hamish: "Udelals dojem."
William: "Ano."
Hamish: "A tos ani v tom stanu nebyl tak dlouho."

Dragon Ball Z
Cell: "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! BAA!"

Vegeta, whats the scanner say about his power level??
Its over nine thouseeeeeeeeeeend!!
What ?! Nine thousend??

Billy and Mandy
Billy: "Hi Mandy, look at my new stink bag."

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Kapitán Barbossa: "Pre deň svojej smrti sa oplatí žiť."

Goodfellas:
Tommy DeVito: "Poor fuck.."

Tropa de Elite
Matias: "Kto priniesol tie drogy?"
xyz: "Prosím.....ja som študent."
Matias: "Tak ty si študent? Vieš lietať študent?

Payback: Straight Up
Pearl: "Hej ?! Porter, neodchádzaj, mám teraz trocha volného času.."
Porter: "Uvar si vajce."

Last Boy Scout
Joe Hallenbeck: "Nebe je modrý, voda je mokrá, ženský mají tajemství.."

Joe Hallenbeck: "V 90. letech už nestačí někomu jednu vrazit. Musíš při tom říct neco vtipnýho. Víš co myslím. "
Jimmy Dix: "Jo neco jako, ALL BE BAK"
Joe Hallenbeck: "No neco v tom zmyslu, treba kdyš praštíš chlápka surfovacím prknem řekneš: Tak jak sis zasurfoval ??"

Joe Hallenbeck: "Hej máš auto? No tak máš auto ??"
týpek: "Jo."
Joe Hallenbeck: "Daj mi klíče."
tápek: "Tak to ne."
Joe Hallenbeck: [Priloží dcére pištol k hlave] "Daj mi ty klíče, nebo strelím to díte!!"

Sara: "Kto to urobil?"
Joe: "Asi Chip s Daylem.."

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Sweeney Tod: "At last, my arm is comlete again."

Sweeney Tod: "What is This?? Smells like piss."

Dogma:
Metatron: "Behold the Metatron. Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God. "

The Business
"Sammy went to hell. Frankie went to Hollywood."

Brainiac: Science Abuse
"..a preto sme na zničenie našli toto auto. je staré, je biele [peugeot], a hlavne je z Francúzka."

Ghost Rider
Roxana: [mierne-viac pripitá]"Do you think that Im pretty ??"
čašník: "Pfff.."

Johnny Blaze: "I sold my soul to the devil."

Ghost Rider: "Nice jacket.."

Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo: "Man, Im pretty."- "NOOOOOOOOOO" - "Ouuu mama."-This is not good... for my hair!"

The Mummy
Beni Gabor: "O'Connell, myslím, že máme všetky kone."
Richard O'Connell: "Hej Danny, myslím, že ste na nesprávnej strane rieky."
Beni Gabor: "Do psej matere.."

Jackass: The Movie
WARNING The stunts in this movie were performed by porfessionals..

Nikita
Viktor "Čistič": "ja som Viktor.."

Léon
Léon: "Toto je pozdrav od Matildy."

Starsky a Hutch
Hutch: "Tak kterou bereš, ale potom to nebudeme meniť??"
Starsky: "Vždycki sem byl na blondýny."
Hutch: "Tak to je dobre, protože ja beru všechno."

30 Days of Night
Stranger: "You can feel it. That cold ain´t the weather. Thats Death aproaching."

Ženatý se závazky
"Proč žena musí nosiť kalhotky aby měla trochu úcty."

That´s 70 show SPECIAL
..and Ashton Kutcher reveals the danger being Kelso.. "on my back, i have wound right there.."
Ashton: "i get hurt, I have a couch taken out of my knee right here, thats for doin some physical comedy stuff and there is actually a gash on a side of my leg right here.. there was an absolute like really really hard, when i came runnin up, i jumped over the couch and my heels hit the edge of the couch, i slipped off and took it right in the shins with the table.. and the punchball just kind a goes like PCHUCH like this and everybody gets like stills and i hold it still i like it just cant smile on out, an i am like standing character, standing character, doesnt hurt, doesnt hurt, everybody esle start laugh and i remember watchin the episode and goin [Laurie] "Captian that´s AWESOME", i commited a people laugh and if that helps make people happy, ill hurt myself little bit, EHM"

Batman Forever
The Riddler: "Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?"

South Park
Čašníčka: "Im afraif that AIDS is not that popular as used to be. AIDS is more than 80s-90s desease. Its all about cancer now."
..
Eric: "..you see ?? We have AIDS."
Predavač: "AIDS? Wow thats really.. RETRO"

Eric: "Seru na vás, já du domú."

Kyle: "pane klobouku muzete mne ospravedlnit ale ja musim jit. ..."
p.Klobouk: "ne kyle"
Kyle: "proc?"
p.Klobouk: "protoze ja sem klobouk a ty si hovnoooo"

Chef: "Jáá, já nemúžu, nemúžu praštit Ježíše. Maminka by se mnou nepromluvila."

Doktor: "Dejte mi 50 kubíku ketaminu, a tomu díteti taky neco."

Eric: ..ráta peniaze popri spievani.."if im happy and i know it clap my hands *clap* *clap*, if im happy and i know it clap my hands *clap* *clap*

Thank You For Smoking
Nick Naylor: "Michael Jordan plays ball, Charles Manson kills people, I talk. Everyone has a talent."

The Dark Knight
Joker: "Starting tonight, people will die. I´m man of my word. HAHAHAHAH..

"Joker: "Why so serious.."

Joker: "CMON, HIT ME!!"

Futurama: The Beast With A Billion Backs
Bender: "Why are we risking our lives ?? Can we just send it the robotic drone?? why are you all looking at me ??"

Diary of the Dead
Jason: "Haló, je tu niekto?"
Zlodej: "Co tu k sakru deláš??"
Jason: "A co tu deláte vy?"
Zlodej: "Co asi, kradu..ale ty, co delá chlap s videokamerou v ženské šatně? OCHRANKAAA!! hh"

Amish Samuel: "I´m Samuel, Hello"

Jason: "Kurva, Vzdělání za sto tisíc dolarú a nemúžu najít východ ze skladiště."

Debie: "Tehnologie je úžásná Elliote. Kromě tých okamžikú, kdy nefunguje."

Debie: "Tady jsem vyrostla, tady chci být.."
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Tony: "Hej, nevadilo by t,i kdybych tu na chvíli taky zůstal?
Debie: "Jo, dobře."
Tracy: "Já taky? Musím znovu na záchod."
Eliot: "Já už tu nemůžu dál sedět, chci slyšet tvýho brášku,"
Profesor: "Já bych rád poznal tvýho tátu. Možná má něco v baru.."

Sex and the City
Mr. Big: "Abso-fucking-lutely."

Carrie: Nejsem si jista bisexualita existuje? Co když je to zastávka do Teploušova.
Miranda: Neni to hned vedle Ricky Martinova ??

Billy and Mandy: The Kinds Next Door Mission
Mandy: "I want her found and locked up yesterday."
Number Two: "OOooohhh, i had planes that day."

Hellboy 2: Golden Army
Krauss: "Dobré dieťa"
démon: "Ja nie som dieťa, ja som nádor."

Red: "Now you woke up the baby."

Wanted
Wesley Gibson: "I´m sorry."

Rambo
John James Rambo.. všetko, čo veta to perla 8-) s brutálnym pohľadom..

Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Zack: "Can you pooh in different shapes or just a regular tube."

Zack: "Look on Paris Hilton, she sold "voňavky" to teens and Im preety sure shes legaly retarded."

The X-Files: I want to believe
Skinner: "Nájdeme ho."
..Scullyová sa utrápene pozerá von z okna..
Skinner: "Poznám Muldera, nájde telefón a zavolá. Neurobí nič šialeného."
Scully-ová sa otočí na Skinnera
Skinner: "Nič úplne šialené.

..Scullyová prichádza za Mulderom..
Mulder: "What´s up, Doc??"

Californication
Hank Moody: "Guys have feelings"

Hank Moody: "get ready for Thor´s Hammer"

Lew Ashby: "Ouuh, you look like ass."
Hank Moody: "Thats funny, couse I FEEL LIKE ASS.."

Hank Moody: "Some about that women, I wanna fuck her when I come and punch it in a face too ...its weird"

hank: ..na Caren.."your hair smells good..smells like lady hair"

Hank Moody: "I love women. I have all their albums."

Memento:
Leonard Shelby: [running] Okay, so what am I doing? [sees man also running] I'm chasing this guy. [man shoots] Nope. He's chasing me.

Futurama: Bender´s Game
Leela: Yeah, why dont you come little closer, so my boot can hear you?"
Bender: "Calm down Leela, you can vent tonight on your blog."

Leela: [v podobe kentaura] "Ooh Lord, I´m half horse and half naked."

The Great Wizard Greyfarn: "Curse you, Momon, queen of all that is evil and not very good in bed. And im not just saying that because she dumped me. ...Yes, I was once her consort. I was blinded by love, and later, scorpion venom... Im Blind!!"

Frydo: "They´s following us´s."
Monster[zoidbergova hlava]: "You know, you talk like that, its gonna cost you points at job interview.
Frydo: "What does it wants?"
Monster: "First of all, i resend being called "it". I prefer jerkhole or simply "YEACH"..."

Frydo: "Im too exhausted. I cant go on."
Monster: "Im here for you my friend. I´ll drag you onward. Even to my last ounce of strengh. Grab onto my testicles."
Frydo: "You know, I think maybe I can walk afterall."

Igor:
Eva: Which play are they rehearsing?
Scamper: It's called 'Brain Dead.'
[Igor is chased]
Scamper: It should be a smash.

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans:
Terence McDonagh: "Shoot him again."
ToughGuy: "What, for ??"
Terence McDonagh: "His soul is still dancing..HEHHEH

Sons of Anarchy:
Jax Teller: "To nás přivádí k dalšímu rozhovoru s majitelem firmy Unser Trucking. Je to 8.500 galonů nafty. Je tvoje za 20 tisíc."
Chief Wayne Unser: "Kradená nafta??!"
Jax Teller: "Náklady na palivo ti musej likvidovat zisky. Já ti nabízím slevu 50%. Poloviční náklady, dvojnásobný riziko. No tak, pumpy naplníš za tmy a uniformy ji ráno najdou u silnice. Oswald dostane pojistku a tvoje náklaďáky budou 6 týdnů jezdit za 1,90 USD za galon. Kde je v tom riziko?"
Chif Wayne Unser: "Ježíšikriste, nemůžeš někdy aspoň dělat, že jsem policajt?"

Daybreakers:
Frankie Dalton: "I was never very good at being human."

Snuff: A story About Killing on Camera
Mark L. Rosen: "our news sources aren´t news anymore, it´s a marketing game. .. American´s don´t know about thruth. You know abouth thruth or do war, set up a battlelines."

Jackass 3D:
Steve-O: "Why do i have to be Steve-O.."


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