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    • 19.10.2018  02:39

    "So, hold on. You curtail the free will of these rebellious souls by making them follow your rules, and then you trick them into thinking they've changed by giving them wings? A most vile manipulation. And completely unoriginal, I might add."

    • 19.10.2018  01:08

    "No demons have souls. That's why they're notorious for living in the moment. So don't waste a single second. You humans could learn a thing from her. And me. Well, mostly me."

    • 19.10.2018  00:23

    Decker - The show was much edgier. About a guy dealing with his insecurities about his, um, micropenis. Lucifer - All right, well. Hold me closer, tiny donger. So you're saying we're looking for a needle in a penis stack. Decker - See, this is why I didn't want to tell you. Anyhow, after it became a family show. The micropenis got removed. Lucifer - Did anyone even notice?

    • 18.10.2018  23:10

    Amenadiel - What? You mean the string of nonsensical emojis? Fire, sword, doughnut, spaceman, clock, dancing lady, flashlight, thumbs up. How am I supposed to know what that means? Lucifer - I ignited the flaming sword, used it to cut a hole in space and time, Mum's light flooded through it, then it closed up behind her. All good!

    • 17.10.2018  17:41

    "Maybe our poor killer's just chaetophobic. Fear of hair. Always fun when they turn up in Hell. Lots of wigs involved."

    • 17.10.2018  17:16

    "Not all kids appreciate what their parents have given them."

    • 17.10.2018  13:48

    "I like the shape of your head."

    • 17.10.2018  09:08

    "He's a fighter, I'm a fighter, if I'm better on that day, I win. That's just the way it goes. Someday, every fighter loses. Sooner or later, somebody comes along and they got your ticket. Too old, just wasn't your day, whatever the reason is. In the end, everybody gets beaten. The most you can hope for is that you stay on top a while. Be the best."

    • 16.10.2018  18:10

    Dr. Linda Martin - So the three of you plan to use this Flaming Sword to cut through the Gates of Heaven and go home? Do you mean actual gates? Like big and pearly? Are we talking clouds? Harps? Old dudes in white robes? Lucifer - And my dad is Morgan Freeman? Focus, Doctor.

    • 16.10.2018  17:27

    "I'm sorry, Candy, there's no name calling in here. Even if it's to yourself."

    • 16.10.2018  16:36

    "I'm gonna pop down to Hell and have a chat with the professor."

    • 16.10.2018  15:31

    "All right, at least you're getting laid in your dreams. Cause it's not happening in real life."

    • 16.10.2018  11:36

    "New visitors policy. Hot women turning up unannounced are no longer welcome. Especially those who are secretly my mother."

    • 16.10.2018  09:59

    "Maybe it's like butt stuff. Easier the second time around."

    • 16.10.2018  08:40

    Bob Sweeney - There was a moment, when I used to blame everything and everyone for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed White people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions. Derek Vinyard - Like what? Bob Sweeney - Has anything you've done made your life better?

    • 13.10.2018  04:22

    "I find that people make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons. Either they're running from something, or looking for something. So ask yourself Which is it? Running or looking?"

    • 13.10.2018  02:55

    Ella - Studies show that the brain does some of its best work when it's not trying. That's why great ideas come in the shower. Lucifer - For me, it's usually women.

    • 13.10.2018  02:33

    "Being me seems to be a problem, doesn't it? Everywhere I go, someone gets hurt. Well, clearly, I need to be Not-Me instead. Someone better, more helpful. More boring."

    • 13.10.2018  01:03
    King Kong (2005)

    Bringing to mind that Old Arabian Proverb: "And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his hand. And from that day forward, he was as one dead."

    • 13.10.2018  01:00

    "I and the public know what all schoolchildren learn, those to whom evil is done, do evil in return." W.H. Auden

    • 13.10.2018  00:57
    Marťan (2015)

    "I've been thinking about laws on Mars. There's an international treaty saying that no country can lay claim to anything that's not on Earth. By another treaty if you're not in any country's territory, maritime law aplies. So Mars is international waters. Now, NASA is an American non-military organization, it owns the Hab. But the second I walk outside I'm in international waters. So Here's the cool part. I'm about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater where I'm going to commandeer the Ares IV lander. Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can't until I'm on board the Ares IV. So I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition... makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate."

    • 12.10.2018  22:51
    Lucifer - Monster (S02E06) (epizoda) (2016)

    "Chest? Shooter didn't go for the head? First rule of zombie killing."

    • 12.10.2018  21:55

    "Uriel can play with patterns. He makes a butterfly flap its wings and a housewife gets chlamydia."

    • 12.10.2018  04:11

    "This is hard to explain. Uh, it's kind of a, uh physical problem. And things aren't working the way they used to. And I-I don't, I don't know what to do about that."

    • 12.10.2018  02:41
    Lucifer - Série 2 (série) (2016)

    "Miracles aren’t my thing, but I’m sure we can come to an arrangement."

    • 12.10.2018  02:11

    "They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And then afterwards, the food comes out changed and not for the better."

    • 12.10.2018  01:54
    Lucifer (TV seriál) (2016)

    "Tell me, what is it you most desire?"

    • 12.10.2018  00:17

    "There's only one body part rubber should be worn on."

    • 11.10.2018  23:07

    It's an old joke. Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office, he goes, "Doc, you got to help me. My brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And the doc goes, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy goes, "You know, I would, but I need the eggs.

    • 11.10.2018  21:25

    "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

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