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Banda - Ze zálohy s tisícovkou rytířů (2020) (epizoda) 

Todle taky ztrácí tempo. You dont get it. You never fuck with the money. We are gonna lose everything. I mean, cars, houses, bonuses. There are more important things. You know, the only ppl that say that are the ppl who grew up with money. To je hnusná štětka. NNC Goldfish begging for life. Vážně někdo s tím kriplem cítí? Really nice one. Shit could go sideways just like that. So all of ya, keep your fucking eyes on the ball. And you, you are raising him to be a pussy. You dont get to tell me how to raise my son. What I did to you was give you a son, that you are raising like a little girl. Pěkně si ho ta svině omotala kolem prstu. Bullshit he didnt know. I remember this one weekend where he made me do three mall appearances and the photo shoot for Teen Vogue, all to get the cash for my braces, which he then blew at the five-dollar table at Circus Circus. They have lied to you from the beginning, all of them. This is your journey. You are ready. You have been ready all along. Where theres smoke, theres fire. We have two options. Option one, deny. High risk, high reward. But if we deny and they nail us, if there is a legit whistleblower, theres no coming back. Option two, mea culpa. You Are Only Human It doesnt matter who made us or how we got here, the point is we are here. We are not his partners, we are his product. You should think before you say something you dont mean. Companies they come and go, but talent is forever. Butcher, what are you doing? Fucking diabolical! Pinocchio is staying put. Have at it. Church of the Collective (nd) Stormfront je hustá. Open your eyes. I like to see the light go out. Fucking yellow bastard. I said he was mine. You snooze, you lose. Gramps. Měli si to ještě rozdat spolu, ale začíná to nabírat ten správnej směr. We are conducting robust investigation into Compound V. We live in a dangerous world. Our brave heroes were already fighting terrorists overseas, but now, America faces this war on a different front: right here at home. Our superheroes are the last line of defense. Shantel Vansanten (Becca) Moni Ogunsuyi (hot waitress)

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Banda - Řádná příprava a plánování (2020) (epizoda) 

Whos we? Look i just want my kid to be normal. Aha, tak to sis měla asi rozmyslet předtím, než sis zapíchala se Supermanem. How long are you planning on staying? Becca, we had a deal. A deal that is alive and well and running around as free as a goddamn bird. So lets just try and be civil, shall we? Theres no correct or incorrect answers. Lets just power through. Jé, to je držka. Malá, hnusná, tlustá… cejtím konkurenci (Stormfront). What? When? Family emergency… A reading from the Book of Revelations. And God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there will be no more death. You are only here bcs you are desperate, fucked, and you want something. I will level with you, just hear me. Shit like what I went through really gives you some perspective. I think that prayer really does help. Homelander is quite upset that this information was concealed from him. Corporate has made a decision not to antagonize him further. Now he knows, theres just no putting the toothpaste back in the tube. Our best guess, he will get bored and move on. They found his head in one room, and his the torso in another. Its crazy you dont have one already, actually (iphone). Sometimes its hard being superior to every single other person on the planet. Its isolating and gods should not have to feel that kind of pain. Bcs that is what we are. We can do anything we want and no one can stop us. Thats a good feeling. And now we can share it together. I love you, son. You know, you can say it back. Your turn, mom. Zab ji. How do you think hes gonna feel whwn he finds out that you have lied to him his whole life?  You think hes gonna be happy that you kept him in this pretty prison? Div, že po něm nechtěla alimenty. Or do you think he will fucking despise you? Light Shining Liberation Army Kimiko Pippi Longstocking lived in a house all by herself. Pet monkey. Could lift a horse with one hand. I used to dress as her every Halloween, and all the girls dressed like Disney sluts, would make fun of me, and I thought who fucking cares? Pippi didnt cared about being polite. Fuck this world for confusing nice with good. Be a bitch, if you want. Just drop the mask once in a while. Feels good. You can finally breathe. And if someone sticks a dick in your mouth, bite it off. Me too/I m sorry (znaková řeč) You know, I just want you to think about me when you are getting the skin peeled off your face, bitch. That superhero split on old woman in half. That babies burned alive in their cribs when the propane tanks exploded (like him). Shining Light fights injustice. They stand up for ppl without a voice. They murdered our parants. This country is an enemy to the whole world now. We need to fight back. You are the boy who nursed every mouse who lost its mother. Takže se předpokládá, že to bude dělat i v dospělosti? To spíš dokazuje, že stojí za správnou věc, že mu nechybí cíty. That was a long time ago.

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Banda - Velká jízda (2020) (epizoda) 

By the Power of My Holy Fire. Burn in Truth. Thats a good catch name (jo). Thats my fucking shoulder. They cant just cut me from the picture! Tendle mamlas hraje fakt debila. Thats enough. Time to go. Just get me another fucking lava flow, please. I said its time to go, or I call TMZ. Your spirit fills the sky (česká svině v roušce). Mně se zdály ty kozy nějaký velký… I snapped the SIM card. Are you stalking me on Instagram? A od čeho jinýho máš Instagram? You think waters supposed to be fun? Try swimming in the Mariana Trench. You cant kill what you cant see. Shut your trap, you dumb bird, or else, I will bollocks you. Blindspot You are a true hero. Not bcs of what you do for a job, but bcs of what you have overcome. What made you think I would ever allow a cripple into The Seven? Dobře. Možná to byl její protekční synáček, pokud se na nějakou mrtku vubec zmohla. For fuck sakes, Ashley, dont look at him, look at me! Lets get one thing straight.the only reason you are here and not doing corporate PR is that I brought you here. You are dispensable, which means you answer to me. Babiš a jeho slepičinec. You know how it is. Dont want to get stuck with the cleaning bill. Whats your poison? You a leg guy? Arm, actually… Whatever floats your boat, tiger. For extra grand, I will let you chop off my dick. Co takhle si najít práci? Wheres the closest ATM? Super Terrorist Saving America. Its Americans that are gonna keep us in the Army, not the fucking world. 111 Zbytečně vzdáváte boj, ještě není konec. Máte spoustu sil, jen si nevěříte. Zkuste to ještě. I came to see that archery isnt irreleveant, its timeless. Its a pure and ancient art. Carol helped me see that. No, therapys very destructive, actually. You could say I m his teacher. This is a safe space. If you dont have any self-esteem issues, why dont you constantly demeaning women? Protože ty kurvy sešly z cesty a ještě jim nikdo nerozsekal držku - což je teprve čeká, až se sem dostane islám, protože od tědle vepřu se jim ničeho kromě výčitek nedostane. Třeba ty seš takovej hezkej příklad: I do not let women teach men or have authority over them (1 Timothy 2/12). Hned první/poslední záznam. Church of the Collective - Destinations, The New Science of Self Renewal You fucking called her? No, no. I m not stupid. Okay? I texted her. We used burner phones. Ten neggr asi zapomněl, že ho vytáhnul z basy. Maybe I cant be Lee Marvin. But I can be Harry Potter. Or John Connor, or whats her name from The Hunger Games? Katniss. The point is I could be the person that nobody thinks is awesome, but it turns out they are kind of fucking awesome (you know that, they have mark on them). I thought we are friends? I m sorry, but we are anything. Queen Maeve na scéně. To to trvalo! Hi, my nanas your biggest fun. I m Stormfront. The deeper you keep pushing her into this thing, the deeper in the meat gringer she goes. I have been tryin to put this puzzle together, but theres a missing piece and its been driving me nuts. Whole picture is Vought. Its a fucking coup from the inside. Madam, your nose… Tvl, tak to jsem nečekal! I m worried about Super Terrorist too, but that doesnt mean that Vought can use that fear to control us (Warrior Nun). Frederick Vought, our founder (Illuminati). I only read his autobiography five times? Not the self-serving bullshit that we peddle to the shareholders, the real story. Enlighten me. Got his doctorate from Munich (a jsme doma). Ahead of his time in genetics. Rising star that in 39 Hitler appointed him chief physician at Dachau, where he enjoyed a ready supply of human subjects on which to test his earliest iterations of Compound V. For which we condemn in the strongest of possible terms. Earyl in 44, he felt the winds change, got spirited away to the Allies. Lets burn that motherfuckers down. This is a fucking mess, son. We got a Supe terrorist, Rayners blown her canister, and we are the most wanted cunts in the country. But dont you worry. Daddys home.

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Banda - Tak jsi mě našel (2019) (epizoda) 

It is a whole new world today. We are on the verge of nailing these cunts. And you want to cut bait and run before we have played our final card. How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs? How old when you let them turn me into a freak? A je to venku… celebrity. They just pay for medical bills. They promised that you’d have a chance at an extraordinary life. To be strong and successful and special. You made me think that I was chosen by God. You were, God brought Vought into our lives. Belgická zídka (kaminky v kleci). Vengeance isnt a path to glory. Its one-way ticket to a dead end, looking at fucking birds. Eyes front. The windoes new, the front path is scrubbed, and theres a black van with Flowers on it, probably full of cunts waiting to jump us. You are a fucking pathetic cunt and an insult to Robins memory. I was just like you. And then, I started giving pieces of myself away and I guess I gave away everything. Just be original. My position is already taken. Did it ever occur to you that a Supe terrorist showing up exactly when we needed him to was a pretty fucking uncredible coincidence? Its very messy using adult subjects. Theres a good reason that Vought doesnt do it. And now we have villains all over the globe that only we can fight. I m just saying it could be worse. You are his weakness. Most ppl standing where you are would be pissing their pants terrified, but you are not afraid. Its anger. Thats a new one for me. It was not my fault. She came on to me. It happens. Its the fame. They get crushes. Theres nothing I can do about it. But what I will tell you is, she was a hell of a lay. She came three times. Whats your endgame? I m just gonna hurt you and it will be enough good for me. Wow, you are dark and I kind of like it. Nemá chybu. Are you ganna tell me that whole thing is based on fucking feelings? Take him upstairs! Tady jsem na straně Homelandera. Becca dostala, co zasloužila. Měl by mu poděkovat. Prokázal mu službu. Kurva se sama rozhodla. Nebyli si souzeni a on se ted žene za fatamorganou. Nicméně ten jeho tah na branku je mi taky sympatickej, i když jde přes mrtvoly. I mean EVERYTHING to your job. You care more about that fucking baby than you do about me. Tady má taky pravdu. Sleduju to celou dobu. První jev rodině muž a žena, potom děti. Případně dítě, když se na víc jak jedno nezmužou. I love you but I m scared of you. Thank you for finally being honest. Dobře, borec. Konečně převzal iniciativu. No, se trochu přepočítal, když si myslel, že mu na někom záleží. Tak to je dobrá čočka. Ale nerozumím, proč ten dědek, za kterým přiletěl pro vysvětlení, kecal, že potratila. A ted se chová, jako by je znal celej život. A pak ten fakan zas neví, kdo je jeho otec. No nic, třeba nám to prozradí další díl. Ale jinak se mi líbí, jak se to vyvíjí. Tendle seriál se s tím prostě nesere. Nejde jen o to neskrývavé násilí, ale nemusíte si být jisti ani happyendem. Ukazuje nám povrchní společnost takovou, jaká je. To má jen osm dílu? Si ani nevšiml, že to skončilo. To nemohli zarovnat na deset? Došly nápady?

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Banda - Společnost sebezáchovy (2019) (epizoda) 

Easy tiger, I want you on your A game. My better half is wnating my attention. How the fuck does he walk around in that sweaty fucking wetsuit all day long, balls mashed up against his leg like pancakes? No nevyhodila zrovna pojistky v celým domě. This was really nice. But there is a BUT coming. But why did you bring me to a hotel? And not your place? I just figured this would be slightly less humiliating. You are kind of mystery to me. Thats kind of hot, right? You got to understand that my dad was nothing but corny jokes and expensive gifts, until he was gone, and all the money along with him. I need to know that the hotel is a nice thing and not a red flag thing. Bretcha You need 3000 calories an hour, or you are gonna pass out. You heard the doctor. Your heart is getting bigger, balls are getting smaller, your bone density for shit. That Compound V shit is killing you (něco za něco). Back to the basics. Nobody gets it back at my age. Just wanted to see your smiling faces (slyšel pruběhovej čas a opravil to správně podle pravidel). Some of you have been a little out of shorts. Erratic. Unreliable. Downright sloppy. It is fair to say that I am disappointed. Got to kepp your eye on the ball. The enemies are storming the gates. I mean we are not even The Seven anymore, we are down to five. We are dropping like fucing flies, but at least now I know why. Hes pumping her for information. You dont know cause you aint thinking except with your dick. That bitch is fucking playing you, and you are too fucking blind to see it. The only difference between you and me is that I made a mistake (to by mohl říct každej ožralej řidič, kterej srazil chodce). The shit that you did was on purpose. Come on, its just my pinkie. I said it hurt. I think maybe you should go. I m not going anywhere you little fucking freak. Lay back. I said lay back (miluju ji). Měla mu tam strčit penis. Whats your special weaknes? The truth is, our weakness is the same as anyones. The ppl we care about. So i say, cut them loose. For your good and for theirs. That way you are really bulletproof. Pregantn. I thought I couldnt… apparently, nature is tenacious (). Pull it out! The birth was difficult. The baby clawed its way out of her. And the baby? Drowned in its mothers blood. To kecá, bylo plný života. Každopádně takhle by měla skončit každá kurvička. The thing about cross-breeding dogs, you get the right genes, you can get a perfect creation. But it doesnt matter how perfect they are. Its not enough. When I raise subjects without their mothers, they become violent. Aggressive. Downright hateful. Já jsem vyrostl ve společnosti prasat, tak co ze mě muže bejt. Too little, too late. I m just old man thinking about his mistakes. You are my biggest failure. I never want to see you again. Jak se tý kurvě omlouvá. Ta se má starat o toho spratka a nic víc - jak ti negroši přijali západní zpusob chování. Half of the last century you have been feeding the American ppl the line that your seperheroes are chosen by God. Thats not all. Jennifer Esposito with Laila Robins (guest starring)

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Banda - Nevinní (2019) (epizoda) 

I m just trying to be honest. We dont make jokes or judgment here. I have seen guys like you before. Go ahead, give him the stick… or I put this stick where use to be. You are bunch of fake, symbolish be?cunts. Broke your dick just for laugh. Wheres your fucking rage? Your selfrespect? Sitting here in a little shitty circle. You should be out there with a fucking chainsaw going after him.

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Banda - Dobře na duši (2019) (epizoda) 

Security tighter than a choir boys asshole. Why were we chosen? Bcs of the Lord. Bcs we were born with his power. Bcs we believe (tak to byla hluboká řeč). Jesus says to love your neighbor. But if you love your neighbor, dont you want to save them from damnation? You have a chance to help your friend. I m saving myself for my future husband. Tak tendle názor se dneska moc neslyší. Hebrews 13/4 Let the bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral. Jo, ona vlastně kecala. Každej muže uklouznout. Stala se nehoda. Yes, I have had premarital sex, go nuts. You are Starlight of The Seven. Millions of kids are looking up to you now. You are shinning light to them. How am I supposed to live up to that? Bcs thats the way God made you. You are a miracle. I m saying if there is some geezer up there with a big white beard, hes a world heavyweight cunt. Hes got a hard-on for mass murder and giving kids cancer, and his old answer  to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank. That is a cunt move. We should lob a fucking nuke at him, get it over and done with. Přesně takhle reagují kurvičky na internetu. Takt ubohej argument. Buh tak miloval lidstvo, že obětoval svého jediného syna, aby svou krví vykoupil jeho hříchy. Tvl, děte do píči, už jsem myslel, že tu negrošku neuvidím. A ted tady bude vykukovat v pozadí v roli nějakého ducha. Theres opportunity there. Ppl are scared. They dont trust Washington. What they want is a little John Wayne frontier justice. You gonna run off and play strong single mom? That baby is an accessory. We need boundaries. You played my butt like jazz. You ship boxes labeled as polio vaccine but they are not really polio vaccine. They are Compound V. And you are also gonna stop the fucking pray the gay away shit. Isnt I was chosen to save you? Is it not my God-given purpose to protect the United States of America? Psalm 58/10 The righteous shall rejoice when he sees the vengeance and he will bathe his feet in the blood of the wicked (morally wrong). We are the same, like eggs. Hard outside, soft inside. Or pineapples. When the Bible was written, life expectancy was 30 yrs old. I mean , I m not so sure (kurvička vedle si taky není jistá, proč by soused měl mít priortu) you are supposed to take it literally. It also says that its a sin to eat shrimp (garnát). What, if you are gay or if you are Ghandhi, you are going to hell? I mean if you have sex before marriage, thats not immoral. Thats human. Whats immoral, is the guy who shoved his dick in my face (aha, to je neslušný, morálka jen odpovídá době). Todle je přesně upadlá humanita. Dnešní pravda, kdy si lidi sami určí, co je - pro ně - dobré, a co ne. A ano, východní náboženství jsou ve sporu s jedinou pravou vírou. Člověk je víc než nějaký zkurvený zvířata a planeta, na které žije, a nemá se stát její součástí, ale usilovat o svuj duchovní vzestup - což je i cílem new age směru, ale tam si dokonale protiřečej, protože mají jen člověka svést z cesty. Heres the truth. Anyone who tells you they know the answers is lying. I know, I supposed to be this hero-idol-symbol-whatever, but I dont know what the hell I m doing. I m just as scared and confused as the rest of you (lost). I m done pretending and I m done taking any more shit. That was Joel at the Garden (great speech). How was your quality time with Ezekiel? Believe Expo Havent I paying enough attention to you? Are you lonely? It must be hard, feeling so alone. You cannot be bad. You have to be good. You have to listen to me. And then we both can get what we want. You are my good boy. Anne Cofell Saunders (written by)

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Banda - Vzorek (2019) (epizoda) 

I have to go home. Kde je latex? Možná v další serii… I cant wear that. Its not me. Its totally ou. Its bold, its brave, its feminist. Empowering. It says you are confident in your own skin and you are not afraid to show it. Most importantly, it tells the story. Of your transformation of what you are going through. Its my body. I have the right to choose how much of it I show. Thats true. You do. You just wont be doing it in The Seven, unless it is wrapped in that. You know how to write in the English language in a passable fashion. Are you gonna eye-fuck that all day? Nepozná ho. Havent we met before? Měl si vzít autograf. They are just ppl. But they snap their fingers and we jump. Attagirl. Compound V. Steroids for Sups. Lost track of time. Baptism of fire. The price, whatever it is, I will pay it. You really dress the part. You really dress the part. I dont know if the really want you to be hero. I think they just want you to look like one. I dont bite. Unless you want me to. George Mastras (written by)

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Banda - Hustý (2019) (epizoda) 

Nepochopil jsem ten překlad. Translucent. You will teach me to ourrun cancer? Ppl love team-up. I need you to charm the shit out of this congressmen. Cause thats I m good for. Smile, look pretty. No, you just need to let me protect you. You are gonna protect me? Gods are pure and they are perfect and they are above it all. And they need to stay that way. You are leaking. You are good boy. You are sensitive boy. Come home (je na cestě). Est.  1982 Proč ho zabít? Stačí ho někam zahrabat. Obrátit jeho superschopnosti proti němu. Zpíval by jak ptáček. Whou are you? A water ballon filled with blood and meat. I m not the one whos trapped. America runs on weapons. Why have average, when you can have extraordinary? The girl said no. Fuck off. Si věříte, holčičky. Brzy vytečete na ulici. I know a little about a lot of things. Hair so black it absorbed the light. I carry them all with me. Its like scars in a way. Už jsem myslel, že na ni nedojde. You cant always be in control. Ready? I was born ready (to už neříkám). Feels like butter, baby. That feels different. Always look for cameras. This is a dirty fucking pool. Ask anything. Keep your hands clean.