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1. Film
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Woody Allen
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2. Knihy
Hlavne od mojich troch najobľúbenejších spisovateľov:
Stephen King mám (zatiaľ 53 kníh v troch rôznych jazykoch):









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+ Salem's Lot (1975-ENG)
Chýbajú mi (z tých, čo u nás vyšli):



(z tých, čo u nás nevyšli): Rage (1977), Danse Macabre (1980), Creepshow (1982), The Plant (2001).
Moje najobľúbenejšie sú: Mŕtva zóna, Zelená míľa, Osvícení, Misery, Nezbytné věci.
John Grisham mám 22 kníh v dvoch jazykoch:
Kedy zabiť (1989-SK), Firma (1991-SK), Prípad Pelikán (1992-SK), Klient (1993-SK), Cela smrti (1994-CZ), Čarodejník (1995-SK), Porota (1996-SK), Partner (1997-SK), Advokát chudobných (1998-SK), Testament (1999-SK), Maľovaný dom (2001-SK), Také nezvyčajné Vianoce (2001-SK), Sudca (2002-SK), Kráľ odškodného (2003-SK), Tribúny (2003-SK), Zoznam (2004-SK), Maklér (2005-SK), Nevinný (2006-SK), Hra o pizzu (2007-SK), Odvolanie (2008-SK), Spoločník (2009-SK), Mississippské poviedky (2009-SK).
Chýba mi: Bratstvo (2000-SK).
Moje najobľúbenejšie sú: Porota, Partner, Maľovaný dom.
Michael Crichton mám 13 kníh:
Naliehavý prípad (1968-SK), Smrť Andromeda (1969-SK), Človek terminál (1972-SK), Netvori z hmiel (1976-SK), Kongo (1980-SK), Sféra (1987-SK), Park dinosaurov (1990-SK), Vychádzajúce slnko (1992-SK), Odhalenie (1993-SK), Drak (1996-SK), Hranica času (1999-SK), Dravec a obeť (2002-SK), Ďalší (2007-SK).
Chýbajú mi: Veľká vlaková lúpež (1975), Stratený svet (1995).
Moje najobľúbenejšie sú: Vychádzajúce slnko, Odhalenie, Hranica času.
3. Hudba
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a Rap
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OBĽÚBENÉ MOVIE QUOTES (FILMOVÉ HLÁŠKY):
- I love you, Pumpkin.
- I love you, Honey Bunny.
Everybody be cool ! This is a robbery !
Any of you fucking pricks move,
and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you.
(performed by Tim Roth and Amanda Plummer in Pulp Fiction)
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It was a foot massage. A foot massage is nothin'. I give my mother a foot massage.
It's laying your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus's new wife.
I mean, is it as bad as eatin' her pussy out ? No, but it's the same fuckin' ballpark.
Whoa, stop right there. Eatin' the bitch out...
and givin' the bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fucking thing.
- It's not. It's the same ballpark. - Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither.
Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine.
But touchin' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies...
ain't the same fuckin' ballpark; it ain't the same league; it ain't the same fuckin' sport.
- Foot massages don't mean shit !
(performed by John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction)
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Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration ?
- I didn't mean to do that. Please.
Continue. You were saying something about "best intentions."
What's the matter ? Oh, you were finished !
Oh, well, allow me to retort.
What does Marsellus Wallace look like ?
What ?
- What country you from ? - What ?
- "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What ?
- W-What ?
- English, motherfucker ! Do you speak it ? - Yes !
- Then you know what I'm sayin' ! - Yes.
Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like !
- What ? l--
- Say "what" again !
Say "what" again ! I dare ya ! I double dare you, motherfucker !
- Say "what" one more goddamn time ! - H-H-He's black.
- Go on ! - He's bald !
- Does he look like a bitch ? - What ?
Does he look... Iike a bitch ?
- No ! - Then why you tryin'|to fuck him like a bitch ?
- I didn't. - Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett !
- You tried to fuck him. - No, no.
But Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.
(performed by Samuel L. Jackson and Frank Whaley in Pulp Fiction)
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Still got your Malibu ?
Oh, man, you know what some fucker did the other day ?
- What ? - Fuckin' keyed it.
- Oh, man, that's fucked up. - Tell me about it.
I had it in storage for three years.
It was out five days, and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
They should be fuckin' killed, man. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
(performed by John Travolta and Eric Stoltz in Pulp Fiction)
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- You okay ?
- No, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
- What now ?
- "What now" ? Let me tell you what now.
I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggers...
to go to work on the homes here...
with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy ?
I ain't through with you by a damn sight !
I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
(performed by Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction)
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Since I left you, this has been, without a doubt,
the single weirdest fuckin' day of my life-- I'll tell you all about it.
Gotta go. Come on.
Butch, whose motorcycle is this ?
- It's a chopper, baby. - Whose chopper is this ?
- Zed's. - Who's Zed ?
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
(performed by Bruce Willis and Maria de Medeiros in Pulp Fiction)
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Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom ?
Slip your mind ? Did you forget that someone was in there...
with a goddamn hand cannon ?
You see the size of that gun he fired at us ? It was bigger than him.
We should be fuckin' dead, man.
I know. We was lucky.
No, no, no, no. That shit wasn't luck.
- Yeah, maybe. - This was divine intervention.
You know what divine intervention is ?
I think so.
That means that God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
That's right. That's exactly what it means.
God came down from Heaven and stopped these motherfuckin' bullets.
I think it's time for us to leave, Jules.
Don't do that. Don't fuckin' blow this shit off !
- What just happened here was a fuckin' miracle ! - Chill. This shit happens.
Wrong ! Wrong. This shit doesn't "just happen."
Do you want to continue this theological discussion in a car...
or in a jailhouse with the cops ?
We should be fuckin' dead, my friend !
What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it !
All right, it was a miracle. Can we go now ?
Let's go, nigger ! Come on ! Shit.
You ever seen that show Cops ?
I was watching it one time, and there was this cop on,
and he was talkin' about this gunfight he had in the hallway with this guy, right ?
He just unloaded on this guy and nothin' happened. He didn't hit nothin'.
Okay ? It was just him and this guy.
I mean, you know, it's, it's freaky, but it happens.
You wanna play blind man, go walk with the shepherd, but me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open.
- What the fuck does that mean ? - It means that's it for me.
From here on in, you can consider my ass retired.
- Jesus Christ. Goddamn it. - Don't blaspheme.
- I said, don't do that ! - Hey, why are you fuckin' freakin' out on us ?
Look, I'm tellin' Marsellus today-- I'm through.
(performed by Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction)
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Marvin, what do you make of all this ?
Man, I don't even have an opinion.
You gotta have an opinion. You think God came down from Heaven and stopped--
- What the fuck's happenin' ?
- Aw, shit, man ! - Aw, man !
- Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face. - Why the fuck'd you do that ?
I didn't mean it. It was an accident.
- Man, I seen some crazy-ass shit in my time, but this--
- Chill out, man !
It was an accident. We probably went over a bump or somethin'.
The car ain't hit no motherfuckin' bump.
I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off.
Look at this fuckin' mess ! We're on a city street in broad daylight here !
- I don't believe it !
- Well, believe it now, motherfucker !
We gotta get this car off the road. Cops notice shit like a car drenched in blood.
(performed by John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction)
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But you know what's on|my mind right now ? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen.
It's the dead nigger|in my garage.
- Jimmie, don't even worry--
- Don't tell me about anything. I wanna ask you a question.
When you came pulling in here, did you notice the sign on the front of my house that said, "Dead Nigger Storage" ?
- You know I ain't seen no--
- Did you notice the sign on the front of my house... that said, "Dead Nigger Storage" ?
No. I didn't.
- You know why you didn't|see that sign ? - Why ?
'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business, that's why !
(performed by Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction)
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- Fuck, nigger, what the fuck'd|you just do to his towel, man ?
- I was dryin' my hands !
- You're supposed to wash 'em first !
- You watched me wash 'em.
- I watched you get 'em wet.
- I was washin' 'em. This shit's hard to get off.
Maybe if he'd had Lava I coulda done a better job.
I used the same fuckin' soap you did,
and when I finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn maxi-pad !
(performed by Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction)
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You let him go ! You let him go !
- Let go of him, or I'm gonna kill you !
- Tell that bitch to be cool.
- Say, "Bitch, be cool !" Say, "Bitch, be cool !"
- Be cool ! Be cool !
- Tell that bitch to chill !
- You're gonna die so fuckin' bad !
- Chill that fuckin' bitch out !
- Chill out, Honey Bunny !
- Let go of him !
- Chill out, Honey Bunny !
- Now, promise her it's gonna be all right !
- I promise !
- Tell her to chill !
- Chill out, Honey Bunny !
- Now tell me her name.
- Yolanda.
All right, now, Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we ?
- Don't you hurt him !
- Nobody's gonna hurt anybody !
We're all gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like ?
- Come on, Yolanda ! What's Fonzie like ?
- He's cool.
- What ?
- Cool.
Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be.
We're gonna be cool.
Now, Ringo, I'm gonna count to three.
And when I count three,
I want you to let go of your gun,
put your palms flat on the table and sit your ass down.
And when you do it,
you do it cool.
You ready ?
One, two, three.
- Okay, now you let him go !
- Yolanda !
I thought you were gonna be cool. Now, when you yell at me, it makes me nervous.
When I get nervous, I get scared.
When motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Just know, you hurt him, you die.
Well, that seems to be the situation.
But I don't want that.
And you don't want that.
And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that.
So let's see what we can do.
Now... here's the situation.
Normally both your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken,
but you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period,
and I don't wanna kill you; I wanna help you.
But I can't give you this case, 'cause it don't belong to me.
Besides, I been through too much shit over this case this morning...
to just hand it over to your dumb ass.
(performed by Samuel L. Jackson, Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction)
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I'm buyin' something for my money.
- Wanna know what I'm buyin', Ringo ?
- What ?
Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass.
You read the Bible, Ringo ?
Not regularly, no.
Well, there's this passage I got memorized.
Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides... by the inequities of the selfish... and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger...
those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.
And you will know I am the Lord...
when I lay My vengeance upon you."
I been sayin' that shit for years,
and if you heard it, that meant your ass.
I never gave much thought to what it meant.
I just thought it was some coldblooded shit to say to a motherfucker...
before I popped a cap in his ass.
But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice.
See, now I'm thinkin' maybe it means...
you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man,
and Mr. 9-millimeter here, he's the shepherd...
protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness.
Or it could mean...
you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd,
and it's the world that's evil and selfish.
Now, I'd like that.
But that shit ain't the truth.
The truth is, you're the weak...
and I'm the tyranny of evil men.
But I'm tryin', Ringo.
I'm tryin' real hard...
to be the shepherd.
(performed by Samuel L. Jackson and Tim Roth in Pulp Fiction)
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Some pearls from The Last Boy Scout:
Ain't life a bitch?
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Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're going to lose.
Smile, you fuck.
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I think I fucked a squirrel to death.
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Boys giving her a hard time about the braces?
Are you kidding? "Metal mouth" is the latest. Little bastards.
She'll be screwing them when she's 14.
Watch your mouth.
You let her wear so much makeup she looks...
like a goddamn raccoon.
I thought she was a burglar. I almost shot her twice.
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- Look, Joe..
- Keeping her warm for me?
Easy. Don't do nothing dumb.
How was she?
On your scale, how was my wife?
It just happened.
Sure, I know.
It just happened.
It could happen to anybody.
An accident.
You tripped and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.
"I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week".
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Why didn't you say something?
Say what?
"Fuck you, Sarah"?
Anything to get a rise out of you.
"You're a lying bitch, Sarah," or "I'll spit in your face".
Want me to spit on you?
- It would show you had pride. - Fresh out, honey.
Fuck you, Joe. You're never around. I was lonely!
Buy a dog.
I'm not the one who hates you. You're the one who hates you.
And I get to live with myself 24 hours a day.
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I hate this funk shit.
I may charge extra.
What'd you expect?
The Four Freshmen.
Pat Boone.
Are you my father?
I'm your father. Put some clothes on.
You're hilarious.
Stand by that speaker. You'll scream...
"...Play that funky music, white boy!"
The screaming I believe.
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Don't tell anyone.
Cory says you're nobody.
Nobody's raining on your parade. I'm keeping an eye on her.
Are you some kind of bodyguard?
Something like that.
Got a match?
Is Cory in trouble?
I don't know. You tell me.
She didn't tell me.
Does that piss you off?
Maybe.
Don't sweat it.
Women have secrets.
Water's wet, the sky's blue, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?
Want a beer?
So she just hired you? What, you're in the book or something?
She hired my buddy, Mike. I'm filling in.
Where's Mike?
He died.
I'm sorry to hear that.
He was an asshole.
I don't know who you are or what's going on, but Cory's my girl.
If she's in trouble, I want to know.
Confidential, big boy.
Why don't you tell me anyway?
Nope.
Man, you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss.
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Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
So you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
You did? How did you know it was my wife?
She said her husband looked like a pimp with a hat.
You're cool, for a guy about to take a bullet.
After fucking your wife, I'll take 2.
Where you want it? In the chest? Or the head?
So said your wife.
Stop with the wife shit!
Ask me how fat she is.
Fuck you!
How fat is she?
So fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
To fuck her, you slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
I'm not saying she's fat.
Her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
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Leather pants.
What's something like that run?
650.
650 dollars?
They're pants?
You wear them?
They don't have a TV in them?
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There's a new invention out: the razor.
Too risky. I might start thinking about you and slash my wrists.
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- Read much?
- My subscription to Jugs just ran out.
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Love? Forget about it, then.
- You don't believe in love.
- I believe in love. And cancer.
- Both diseases?
- Something like that.
I want to meet the bitch that fucked you up.
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Bathroom. Want to come? Doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.
I'll pass.
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Why's that number on your head?
Is it a license plate|in case it's stolen?
It's a football thing.|It's my high school number.
When's graduation?
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Hey, Flash.
Rescue attempt?
Blow me.
You must be James.
He does that with everybody.
Calls me Joseph.
You're alone?
No, I got the Vienna Boys Choir with me.
Is everybody stupid here?
Just you.
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Quentin Tarantino for Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs...
Frank Darabont for The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile
Shane Black for The Last Boy Scout, Lethal Weapon
Paul Haggis for Crash, Million Dollar Baby
Oliver Stone for Midnight Express, Platoon...
Zdeněk Svěrák za Obecná škola, Vesničko má středisková, Vrchní, prchni!, Marečku, podejte mi pero...
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2. Knihy
Hlavne od mojich troch najobľúbenejších spisovateľov:
Stephen King mám (zatiaľ 53 kníh v troch rôznych jazykoch):









, 











, 



























+ Salem's Lot (1975-ENG)
Chýbajú mi (z tých, čo u nás vyšli):



(z tých, čo u nás nevyšli): Rage (1977), Danse Macabre (1980), Creepshow (1982), The Plant (2001).
Moje najobľúbenejšie sú: Mŕtva zóna, Zelená míľa, Osvícení, Misery, Nezbytné věci.
John Grisham mám 22 kníh v dvoch jazykoch:
Kedy zabiť (1989-SK), Firma (1991-SK), Prípad Pelikán (1992-SK), Klient (1993-SK), Cela smrti (1994-CZ), Čarodejník (1995-SK), Porota (1996-SK), Partner (1997-SK), Advokát chudobných (1998-SK), Testament (1999-SK), Maľovaný dom (2001-SK), Také nezvyčajné Vianoce (2001-SK), Sudca (2002-SK), Kráľ odškodného (2003-SK), Tribúny (2003-SK), Zoznam (2004-SK), Maklér (2005-SK), Nevinný (2006-SK), Hra o pizzu (2007-SK), Odvolanie (2008-SK), Spoločník (2009-SK), Mississippské poviedky (2009-SK).
Chýba mi: Bratstvo (2000-SK).
Moje najobľúbenejšie sú: Porota, Partner, Maľovaný dom.
Michael Crichton mám 13 kníh:
Naliehavý prípad (1968-SK), Smrť Andromeda (1969-SK), Človek terminál (1972-SK), Netvori z hmiel (1976-SK), Kongo (1980-SK), Sféra (1987-SK), Park dinosaurov (1990-SK), Vychádzajúce slnko (1992-SK), Odhalenie (1993-SK), Drak (1996-SK), Hranica času (1999-SK), Dravec a obeť (2002-SK), Ďalší (2007-SK).
Chýbajú mi: Veľká vlaková lúpež (1975), Stratený svet (1995).
Moje najobľúbenejšie sú: Vychádzajúce slnko, Odhalenie, Hranica času.
3. Hudba
R&B



































a Rap
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OBĽÚBENÉ MOVIE QUOTES (FILMOVÉ HLÁŠKY):
- I love you, Pumpkin.
- I love you, Honey Bunny.
Everybody be cool ! This is a robbery !
Any of you fucking pricks move,
and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you.
(performed by Tim Roth and Amanda Plummer in Pulp Fiction)
_________________________________________________
It was a foot massage. A foot massage is nothin'. I give my mother a foot massage.
It's laying your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus's new wife.
I mean, is it as bad as eatin' her pussy out ? No, but it's the same fuckin' ballpark.
Whoa, stop right there. Eatin' the bitch out...
and givin' the bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fucking thing.
- It's not. It's the same ballpark. - Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither.
Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine.
But touchin' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies...
ain't the same fuckin' ballpark; it ain't the same league; it ain't the same fuckin' sport.
- Foot massages don't mean shit !
(performed by John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction)
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Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration ?
- I didn't mean to do that. Please.
Continue. You were saying something about "best intentions."
What's the matter ? Oh, you were finished !
Oh, well, allow me to retort.
What does Marsellus Wallace look like ?
What ?
- What country you from ? - What ?
- "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What ?
- W-What ?
- English, motherfucker ! Do you speak it ? - Yes !
- Then you know what I'm sayin' ! - Yes.
Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like !
- What ? l--
- Say "what" again !
Say "what" again ! I dare ya ! I double dare you, motherfucker !
- Say "what" one more goddamn time ! - H-H-He's black.
- Go on ! - He's bald !
- Does he look like a bitch ? - What ?
Does he look... Iike a bitch ?
- No ! - Then why you tryin'|to fuck him like a bitch ?
- I didn't. - Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett !
- You tried to fuck him. - No, no.
But Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.
(performed by Samuel L. Jackson and Frank Whaley in Pulp Fiction)
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Still got your Malibu ?
Oh, man, you know what some fucker did the other day ?
- What ? - Fuckin' keyed it.
- Oh, man, that's fucked up. - Tell me about it.
I had it in storage for three years.
It was out five days, and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
They should be fuckin' killed, man. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
(performed by John Travolta and Eric Stoltz in Pulp Fiction)
_____________________________________________
- You okay ?
- No, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
- What now ?
- "What now" ? Let me tell you what now.
I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggers...
to go to work on the homes here...
with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy ?
I ain't through with you by a damn sight !
I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
(performed by Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction)
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Since I left you, this has been, without a doubt,
the single weirdest fuckin' day of my life-- I'll tell you all about it.
Gotta go. Come on.
Butch, whose motorcycle is this ?
- It's a chopper, baby. - Whose chopper is this ?
- Zed's. - Who's Zed ?
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
(performed by Bruce Willis and Maria de Medeiros in Pulp Fiction)
___________________________________________________
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom ?
Slip your mind ? Did you forget that someone was in there...
with a goddamn hand cannon ?
You see the size of that gun he fired at us ? It was bigger than him.
We should be fuckin' dead, man.
I know. We was lucky.
No, no, no, no. That shit wasn't luck.
- Yeah, maybe. - This was divine intervention.
You know what divine intervention is ?
I think so.
That means that God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
That's right. That's exactly what it means.
God came down from Heaven and stopped these motherfuckin' bullets.
I think it's time for us to leave, Jules.
Don't do that. Don't fuckin' blow this shit off !
- What just happened here was a fuckin' miracle ! - Chill. This shit happens.
Wrong ! Wrong. This shit doesn't "just happen."
Do you want to continue this theological discussion in a car...
or in a jailhouse with the cops ?
We should be fuckin' dead, my friend !
What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it !
All right, it was a miracle. Can we go now ?
Let's go, nigger ! Come on ! Shit.
You ever seen that show Cops ?
I was watching it one time, and there was this cop on,
and he was talkin' about this gunfight he had in the hallway with this guy, right ?
He just unloaded on this guy and nothin' happened. He didn't hit nothin'.
Okay ? It was just him and this guy.
I mean, you know, it's, it's freaky, but it happens.
You wanna play blind man, go walk with the shepherd, but me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open.
- What the fuck does that mean ? - It means that's it for me.
From here on in, you can consider my ass retired.
- Jesus Christ. Goddamn it. - Don't blaspheme.
- I said, don't do that ! - Hey, why are you fuckin' freakin' out on us ?
Look, I'm tellin' Marsellus today-- I'm through.
(performed by Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction)
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Marvin, what do you make of all this ?
Man, I don't even have an opinion.
You gotta have an opinion. You think God came down from Heaven and stopped--
- What the fuck's happenin' ?
- Aw, shit, man ! - Aw, man !
- Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face. - Why the fuck'd you do that ?
I didn't mean it. It was an accident.
- Man, I seen some crazy-ass shit in my time, but this--
- Chill out, man !
It was an accident. We probably went over a bump or somethin'.
The car ain't hit no motherfuckin' bump.
I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off.
Look at this fuckin' mess ! We're on a city street in broad daylight here !
- I don't believe it !
- Well, believe it now, motherfucker !
We gotta get this car off the road. Cops notice shit like a car drenched in blood.
(performed by John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction)
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But you know what's on|my mind right now ? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen.
It's the dead nigger|in my garage.
- Jimmie, don't even worry--
- Don't tell me about anything. I wanna ask you a question.
When you came pulling in here, did you notice the sign on the front of my house that said, "Dead Nigger Storage" ?
- You know I ain't seen no--
- Did you notice the sign on the front of my house... that said, "Dead Nigger Storage" ?
No. I didn't.
- You know why you didn't|see that sign ? - Why ?
'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business, that's why !
(performed by Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction)
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- Fuck, nigger, what the fuck'd|you just do to his towel, man ?
- I was dryin' my hands !
- You're supposed to wash 'em first !
- You watched me wash 'em.
- I watched you get 'em wet.
- I was washin' 'em. This shit's hard to get off.
Maybe if he'd had Lava I coulda done a better job.
I used the same fuckin' soap you did,
and when I finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn maxi-pad !
(performed by Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction)
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You let him go ! You let him go !
- Let go of him, or I'm gonna kill you !
- Tell that bitch to be cool.
- Say, "Bitch, be cool !" Say, "Bitch, be cool !"
- Be cool ! Be cool !
- Tell that bitch to chill !
- You're gonna die so fuckin' bad !
- Chill that fuckin' bitch out !
- Chill out, Honey Bunny !
- Let go of him !
- Chill out, Honey Bunny !
- Now, promise her it's gonna be all right !
- I promise !
- Tell her to chill !
- Chill out, Honey Bunny !
- Now tell me her name.
- Yolanda.
All right, now, Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we ?
- Don't you hurt him !
- Nobody's gonna hurt anybody !
We're all gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like ?
- Come on, Yolanda ! What's Fonzie like ?
- He's cool.
- What ?
- Cool.
Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be.
We're gonna be cool.
Now, Ringo, I'm gonna count to three.
And when I count three,
I want you to let go of your gun,
put your palms flat on the table and sit your ass down.
And when you do it,
you do it cool.
You ready ?
One, two, three.
- Okay, now you let him go !
- Yolanda !
I thought you were gonna be cool. Now, when you yell at me, it makes me nervous.
When I get nervous, I get scared.
When motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Just know, you hurt him, you die.
Well, that seems to be the situation.
But I don't want that.
And you don't want that.
And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that.
So let's see what we can do.
Now... here's the situation.
Normally both your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken,
but you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period,
and I don't wanna kill you; I wanna help you.
But I can't give you this case, 'cause it don't belong to me.
Besides, I been through too much shit over this case this morning...
to just hand it over to your dumb ass.
(performed by Samuel L. Jackson, Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction)
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I'm buyin' something for my money.
- Wanna know what I'm buyin', Ringo ?
- What ?
Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass.
You read the Bible, Ringo ?
Not regularly, no.
Well, there's this passage I got memorized.
Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides... by the inequities of the selfish... and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger...
those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.
And you will know I am the Lord...
when I lay My vengeance upon you."
I been sayin' that shit for years,
and if you heard it, that meant your ass.
I never gave much thought to what it meant.
I just thought it was some coldblooded shit to say to a motherfucker...
before I popped a cap in his ass.
But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice.
See, now I'm thinkin' maybe it means...
you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man,
and Mr. 9-millimeter here, he's the shepherd...
protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness.
Or it could mean...
you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd,
and it's the world that's evil and selfish.
Now, I'd like that.
But that shit ain't the truth.
The truth is, you're the weak...
and I'm the tyranny of evil men.
But I'm tryin', Ringo.
I'm tryin' real hard...
to be the shepherd.
(performed by Samuel L. Jackson and Tim Roth in Pulp Fiction)
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Some pearls from The Last Boy Scout:
Ain't life a bitch?
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Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're going to lose.
Smile, you fuck.
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I think I fucked a squirrel to death.
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Boys giving her a hard time about the braces?
Are you kidding? "Metal mouth" is the latest. Little bastards.
She'll be screwing them when she's 14.
Watch your mouth.
You let her wear so much makeup she looks...
like a goddamn raccoon.
I thought she was a burglar. I almost shot her twice.
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- Look, Joe..
- Keeping her warm for me?
Easy. Don't do nothing dumb.
How was she?
On your scale, how was my wife?
It just happened.
Sure, I know.
It just happened.
It could happen to anybody.
An accident.
You tripped and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.
"I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week".
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Why didn't you say something?
Say what?
"Fuck you, Sarah"?
Anything to get a rise out of you.
"You're a lying bitch, Sarah," or "I'll spit in your face".
Want me to spit on you?
- It would show you had pride. - Fresh out, honey.
Fuck you, Joe. You're never around. I was lonely!
Buy a dog.
I'm not the one who hates you. You're the one who hates you.
And I get to live with myself 24 hours a day.
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I hate this funk shit.
I may charge extra.
What'd you expect?
The Four Freshmen.
Pat Boone.
Are you my father?
I'm your father. Put some clothes on.
You're hilarious.
Stand by that speaker. You'll scream...
"...Play that funky music, white boy!"
The screaming I believe.
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Don't tell anyone.
Cory says you're nobody.
Nobody's raining on your parade. I'm keeping an eye on her.
Are you some kind of bodyguard?
Something like that.
Got a match?
Is Cory in trouble?
I don't know. You tell me.
She didn't tell me.
Does that piss you off?
Maybe.
Don't sweat it.
Women have secrets.
Water's wet, the sky's blue, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?
Want a beer?
So she just hired you? What, you're in the book or something?
She hired my buddy, Mike. I'm filling in.
Where's Mike?
He died.
I'm sorry to hear that.
He was an asshole.
I don't know who you are or what's going on, but Cory's my girl.
If she's in trouble, I want to know.
Confidential, big boy.
Why don't you tell me anyway?
Nope.
Man, you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss.
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Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
So you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
You did? How did you know it was my wife?
She said her husband looked like a pimp with a hat.
You're cool, for a guy about to take a bullet.
After fucking your wife, I'll take 2.
Where you want it? In the chest? Or the head?
So said your wife.
Stop with the wife shit!
Ask me how fat she is.
Fuck you!
How fat is she?
So fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
To fuck her, you slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
I'm not saying she's fat.
Her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
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Leather pants.
What's something like that run?
650.
650 dollars?
They're pants?
You wear them?
They don't have a TV in them?
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There's a new invention out: the razor.
Too risky. I might start thinking about you and slash my wrists.
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- Read much?
- My subscription to Jugs just ran out.
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Love? Forget about it, then.
- You don't believe in love.
- I believe in love. And cancer.
- Both diseases?
- Something like that.
I want to meet the bitch that fucked you up.
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Bathroom. Want to come? Doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.
I'll pass.
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Why's that number on your head?
Is it a license plate|in case it's stolen?
It's a football thing.|It's my high school number.
When's graduation?
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Hey, Flash.
Rescue attempt?
Blow me.
You must be James.
He does that with everybody.
Calls me Joseph.
You're alone?
No, I got the Vienna Boys Choir with me.
Is everybody stupid here?
Just you.
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YOU ARE GUEST No.