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Barbar Conan (2011) 

ne, nečekal jsem shakespearovské duety, ani mu naplivat do ksichtu, přišel mi do flusu sám, když sem nedopatřením z médu bedu na dvojce přepnul vedle. čekal jsem jiné tělo, ale stejnou mysl, ufiklou hlavu, která matce spadne dřív, než pustí své malé dítě do světa příšer a dávných kouzel a mužu vás ujistit slečny, že ten film stojí za hovno. 2019 Ani nevím, že jsem to už jednou viděl - patrně ne a stačily mi předsudky z traileru v tý době. Nakonec to nebylo nejhorší, taková pohádka o bajajovi a princezně - s originálem se to samozřejmě nedá srovnávat - Between the yrs of the sinking the Atlantis to the rise of the Sun Empire. There was a different world, the kingdoms of th eHebrews show the world. Then came the dark empire of Echelon, where wizards were busy learning the secrets of the Baath and passed the magic of the kings to become immortal blood - The mask summons spirit of unpseakable evil, giving them power no mortar man can possess - Echelon enslaved civilized world (to bude tady). Only Barbarians can survive - Each tribe took part of the Mask/Crown, so that no man can brings it together again and lead the world to chaos (to mi připomíná Infinity Stones) - But the prophecies that one day man will come to gather the pieces and RULE the world. Then came the dawn of the Hyborean Kings, time of war and destruction - Thus was born a child of the battle - To become warrior, should have subtle, balance, speed and strength - This sword will be yours one day/Sword is the source of your strength - Must be tempered - What is the most importand of forging the blade? Fire and ice together. This is the mystery of steel/This is what strengthens your sword (kalená ocel) - Your child has good skills, but my daughter is also talented well - Messantia - I cut off your nose (to je překlad) - I m the one who makes you pretty - Assyrian sorcery - Já myslel, že to bude nějakej opičák, a one je docela inteligentní (rychle se učí) - Ancient bloodline - What happen in the forest, when all the nations (silně pochybuju) fell at the hands of a women - Will be holding on to it the limo (you will capture her for me) - Temple/monastery - Castle /stronghold - Kterej pyčus todle překládal, a z jakýho jazyka zpátky do angličtiny! - Ztraceno v překladu, už to chápu - Imagine the secrets that will come out from the other world - Ty pouštní bojovnísi mi připomínají z demony Války bohu, a taky Severance - Our lives are not only destruction and chaos (his purpose – to kill) - To dycky bodne do tý země - Khor Kalba - Blood descendant of witches/necromancers Baath (nemá řasy) - Argalon, City of Thieves - Your body will have a bowl. And soul is filled - When it fills your blood, the mask and my father will empty your soul - Your death will accelerate the New Era of the Assyrian - The spirits then lives in the flesh and bones of kings - Make me and my wife and God will drown all the liabilities (pochybnosti??) in the oceans of blood - You screem like a women - Behold in despair to a new master - (Look I have returned. Your masters new) - Tak to je moc - I m going to kill you with your own fathers blade/A will kill your father with a sword - Jako on s mečem umí, o tom žádná - Přišla o pravou ruku (Zach 11). Došlo mi to, až když se na ni podíval. Moc to prožívám - No shame man kneeling before me - She will live forever - I warned him, one day, I will become a god - You will fall

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Barbar Conan (1982) 

That which does not kill us, makes us stronger (Nietzsche, jo, to bylo tady) - For no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust (líbilo se mi, jak to na konci nemuseli zopakovat) - You wanna live forever? - He became a king of his own hand

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Barbaři (2020) (seriál) 

To byly časy!

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Barbaři - Bitva (2020) (epizoda) 

Teutoburg Forest. Romans a far as you can see. Like a river of steel (15tis, fronta 25km). Oko má pořád dobrý. Jo vona si ho vypíchne sama po vzoru Wodana. Let me see that which will be. Are you on my side? I will sacrifice anything. We have some time until then. This is the symbol of a Roman knight. A sign of strength, battle and might of the empire. Dneska Amíci rozdávají bonbony. I only fight when I can win. God-Father Wodan saw what was to come bcs he sacrificed his eye. You want certainty? Woe to the worthless shepherd, who deserts the flock! May a sword strike his arm and his right eye! May his arm be completely withered and his right eye utterly blinded (Zachariah 11/17)! I see long battle. And fire. And water. And I see men in their own blood. Romans. Ravens eat their entrails. You will bath in Roman gold. You will look on you with pride. Řekla jim, co chtěli slyšet. I hear song of our courage. The song will be sung until the end of time (což je ted). And the world will always remember you. Bitva začla na začátku filmu - taky bude trvat dvě hodiny. What do we fight for? Some fight for what used to be. And others for what is to come. You are an army of the dead. We fight for honor. We fight for glory. We fight for our freedom. Some fight for their children. Still others fight for their gods. The key thing is that we can only win if we are in complete control of our emotions (co se stalo s berserkery). Whatever we fight for, we pay the price in blood. And when all is lost, you still need the help of the gods. Your impregnable armor become your largest burden. But the most important thing is to recognize your enemys greatest weakness. And bring all your strength down on this one point. Chemtrails, no jasný. V článku jsem si to podtrhal. To nebyla jen náhoda! You want your fathers love so badly that you will believe anything. Like a dog whimpering before his master. But we are no dogs. We won this battle. You won hearts of this men. Roman testicles. I will teach my dogs to go for them. The gods have a special way of punishing us.

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Barbaři - Na hraně (2020) (epizoda) 

The wolf will come and world will burn. The wolf will devour the moon, sum amd everything that ever existed. Everything that begins must also end. We are women. If you love, you will give up everything and be disappointed. Only when you hate do you learn how to get what you really want. Ich weises nicht. For the good of tribe. They dont just want to tell us how to live. But also how to die. Lets crack some Roman skulls. Musím si zahrát Total War. Já vás tam už srovnám. No one wants you here. Tak to už jsem slyšel tolikrát. Piss off. Někdo je tady navíc! The wolf is coming. I hope the five horses make you happy. Mě bys udělala štastným ty. You would put an animal out of its misery. Do bažiny s ním! You sweet favorite of the gods. Bude z něho taky seer. This is a place for the undead. Thats what we are now. If you knew them, its right that you had them buried. Taky si myslim. Ted si to sice slízne od regenta, ale to už je cena, kterou musí zaplatit. Vlastně mu dal sám na výběr. Show me your power. Varus, and everyone who rides under his flag, shall shed their blood on our soil. Their guts shall fertilize our gardens and their skulls shall decorate our trees. Nemužu si pomoct, hraju si na křestana, ale todle jsou taky moje slova. I love treason, but I hate a traitor.

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Barbaři - Nový reik (2020) (epizoda) 

Reik of the Cherusci. You want me to make Arminius the leader of my tribe? A son succeeds his father. That is the natural order of things. A son does not succeed his father, until the father is gone. Old wolves know when the time hase come to leave the pack. A mans true pride lies in being able to choose his own end. Nothing lasts forever. Stars, trees, animals, people. Even the gods. Everything perishes eventually. The wolf will come and the world will burn. He will devour everything that ever existed. But that is not anything you need to fear. Everything that begins must also end. Fetch the medic. I see you have brought reinforcements. You have come for revenge? Thusnelda. Shes a seer. Shes connected to the gods. She has the gift. Where there is death, there is also life. Where blood flows, wisdom flows too. I have seen you all. In my dreams. You bore the mark of Thor. Thor představuje v severský mytologii Ježíše (T-Hor-us/J-esus, syn nejvyššího Boha). Otázka je, do jaké míry je jeho osoba překroucená (twisted) a do jaké míry se nám stejný kodex a zásady šířily napříč pohanstvím. Pak by to představovalo znamení beránka. Nicméně křestanský Buh bere veškerou pomstu na sebe (Romans 12/19) a pro pohany je msta a hrdost na prvním místě. The Romans only pretend to be our friends. What they really want is to rule us. Protože jste divoši bez zásad! Podřezáváte se nevzájem jako zvířata. To peaceful times! Tak na to zapomen, ty sráči. You lie like a Roman whore. I will show you what I do to whores. Jak mohli vubec počítat s tím, že jim zustanou loyální? Your enemies are my enemies. We are going straight for the wolf.

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Barbaři - Odplata (2020) (epizoda) 

Only the gods can sentence a man to die (tak). I gave you a new life. Přesně, takovej erasmus. Podíval se do světa, naučil se latinsky, a ještě to bude fotrovi vyčítat. Dneska by mu to musel platit! So you are a barbarian with principles. Too bad you couldnt watch your son grow into a man. I raised you up for this very purpose, that I might display My power in you, and that My name might be proclaimed in all the earth (Exodus 9/16).

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Barbaři - Série 1 (2020) (série) 

Vubec bych nepoznal, že jde o německý seriál - nehrál tam totiž žádnej Arab. Nvm, jak si to v dnešní multikulturní době mohli dovolit zpracovat. Jinak vaše schizofrenní komentáře stojí za vyliž piču. Římanum muže fandit snad jen nějaký cigoš! Na Vikingy to samozřejmě nemá, ale určitě to zaslouží nějakou hvězdičku navíc.

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Barbaři - Vlk a orel (2020) (epizoda) 

What do the gods want? Only Wodan, Father of the gods, know what is to come. He sacrificed an eye for that power. If you are really supposed to fight, the gods will send you a sign. The shadows of yesterday are the light of tomorrow. Lets go bird hunting. Připomíná mi to Legendu o meči. We just have to be hungrier than the wolves. More determined. If we are prepared to give everything. Than we will get what we want. And the Romans will get what they deserve. Todle všechno je příprava na válku. And provoke rebellion? Si někdo všimnul! Jak po nich mužou chtít, co nemaj! Sami si pod sebou podřezávaj větev.