Loki_Six

"Captain's log, star date, the year of the tiger. The battle has been bravely fought, and the suffering of our troops beyond measure. But the alien is invulnerable, and our defeat inevitable. That much is obvious, even from my remote command post here at the Times Square Applebee's. Waiter! Take this fried mozzarella back to the kitchen and fry it some more."

"Don't hurt me! I'll betray anyone!"

"Leela, I can't help but notice you're unescorted. Might I escort you behind that bush for the next five minutes?"

"A canary. On Earth, miners used to take canaries into the tunnels with them. If the canary didn't die, the miners knew the air would be safe to breathe, and they could proceed."

It's been a while since you referred to those overgrown grasshoppers as "your own people".

"Captain Archer. Look at the trouble you've gotten your pink skin into this time."

"Scientific progress has led many people to stray."

"In one individual we've managed to find the worst qualities of this era: greed, violence, moral corruption."

"Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly laser blasts instead of deadly slide shows!"

"You've got no code, no porn, and you're ugly. Let's dance!"