"I mean screwing around is second oldest reason to kill someone."
"Being challenged by another man is making you more attractive to me."
"Spicy food is typically found in warmer climates because it induces sweating, which in turn, cools people off."
"Marge, give me a break. I don't notice the color of people's eyes. I just judge them on the color of their skin."
"He doesn't even care that I'm here. I like him."
"I wanted to know how your date went, and I got bored watching you sleep."
"When people wonder why Radio Shack eventually went out of business, you can point to this moment."
"Times have changed. There are other ways. You buy him, and if he doesn't sell, you buy the man above him. Those killing days were for younger men."
"Man, killer of life, of hope, of dreams. Man talks of the magic of the world, but it is a prize, something to be claimed as proof of his worth."
"She's cute. So she probably gets away with stuff. I'm like that."