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Děs a hruza. Kurva. Kdo mi to smazal? Po vynikající trojce (a asi i čtyřce) takovej slepenec. Jediný, co stojí za chválu, je pár honiček a záběru na prdelku britský pichny - jak správně Píše VERBAL. Tak za tři, hlavně kvuli tý kočičce s britským přízvukem. Musím to někdy dospat, bylo tam pár odkazu na NWO, ale ve srovnání třeba s Bondem dost málo - Lets see what you are made of - Hřbitov - Kancl - Hezky ho zabodla, ale moc jsem jí to nevěřil 2020 - Where is flight 606? - Halo 5 - Polygraph - 25:20 Zachary 11/17 - You want drama? Go to the opera - Join the IMF. See the world. On the monitor. In the closet - Ilsa Faust - In case you didnt follow through. One man to kill the Chancellor, the other one to kill you (se to hezky vysvětlilo) - A test. Second one I have failed thanks to you - We have a tail - You have everything you need to find me - Shoot to kill - Your life depends in them believeing you. It will go easier if you tell them what they want to hear - Former KSA, German intelligence. Missing, presumed dead - Former Mosad (měl oči jako kamarád, Vincent Cassel) - You saying these accidents are somehow connected - That missing plane was carrying the Secretary of the World Bank. That fire bankrupted a global arms corporation. That wreck triggered a civil war. These are no accidents. They are links in a chain. The work of a single organization, the Syndicate - A rogue nation, trained to do what we do, imbued with a new sense of purpose. Destroy the system that created them regardless of whos in their way - Are you questioning my loyalty or my ability? Trust me or kill me - Proč k nim chce? - Special Activities Division (nd) - Solomon Lane, former British intelligence - They dont want anyone knowing the Syndicate was created by one of their own - Its impossible - Gate analysis. The step beyond facial recognition. These cameras actually know how the agent walks, how he talks, how he moves, right down to his facial tics - Physical exertion. The more you exert yourself, the faster you consume oxygen - Satelite overwatch covering all seven continents. DNA profiling, facial recognition, drone surveillance, drone strikes - Its possible to pull facial recognition off a scatch? For mere mortals, no. For me, I could have done this at home - What makes you think this so-called ledger is authentic? Why would he ever let you have it if it was? Did you never stop to consider that he may want me to have it? Misinformation, manipulation, its what he does - Lane lies to you, you sell these lies to Hunt - There are no allies in statecraft, only common interests - Ethan Hunt is a man without country - You are a rogue assassin, a target of opportunity - Red Box. The British government uses them to transport state secrets - Triple-encrypted. You are not getting into that thing unless you have fingerprints, rential scan and the voice phrase spoken by a specific individual - We are going to find Lane (to měli udělat na začítku) - You are still alive bcs I believe in your potential. But I growing impatient - You are terrorist. If that were true, my goal would be to spread fear - I helped my government kill many innocent ppl and more. Killing to keep things as they were. And now I am killing to bring about change - Lane, Atlee, your government, my government, they are all the same. We only think we are fighting for the right side bcs thats what we choose to believe - Its only a matter of going - Recruit former agents from other nations, supply them with a new identity, and use them to surgically remove our enemies, both at home and abroad (Syndicate) - Save it for the public inquiry - Hunt is uniquely trained and highly motivated. A specialist without equal, immune to any countermeasures (doufám, že má taky problémy se spánkem) - There is no secret he cannot extract. No security he cannot breach. No person he cannot become (jasně, že je to ten šéf bezpečnosti) - Hunt is the living manifestation of destiny - Desperate times, desperate measures - Human nature. My weapon of choice - Human life didnt matter anymore - You blame the system for what you are, instead of yourself. You wanted revenge, but Rome wasnt destroyed in a day - Lets see what you are made of - Hezky ho zabodla, ale moc jsem jí to nevěřil - I can neither confirm or deny details of any operation

Ready or not, I come! - I will have to use strategy. Hes faster, but Im smarter by at least two standard deviations - Tvl, to je kočička - Ty pýčo! - Ještě že jsem si ji fotil do a obraz byl zpomalený - Takový Blair Witch 2 - Babka hraje s váma? - Here I come! - Im gonna get you! - Tj sexy tvářička - Im making chicken pot pie - LOL - Todle je podle mýho gusta - Doprdele já u toho jím! Co tam dělaly ty mouchy? - To je lepší - Cross-eyed bastard, to je výborný! - Open the dorr, Becca - NO WAY! - Zejtra budu nastřelovat pušku a asi vynechám kliky - I dont think you should - Jesus, Becca, Im blind - No way! - Tj komedie? - Todle je přesně muj druh humoru - Staří lidé jsou jen trochu paranoidní a seškrabují omítku ze zdí, nehty! - Ta je nádherná - Bože. Co já bych dal za mrd s ní - Sundowning. Triggered by nightfall - Something inside her trying to crawl out - Kind of demetia - Jak se dycky bavěj s tím druhým – o problémech toho prvního - Its like somebody talkin in their sleep - Hes crazy… - Díky za takovýdle filmy - Just come to accept they are old ppl and thing wont be as weird - Plaing hide-and-seek - Miluju tendle film! - Would you mind getting inside the owen to clean it - ROFL - I cant reac byck there - The kitchens got to be clean - Tvl, se snad na ně domluvili - The owens off - Get farther in there - All the way in - These questions are intended to get you loosened up - 22.22 - I think we are warm - A já jdu na krátkou pauzu, protože jinak todle ve zdraví celý nepřežiju - Warm up, prej! - 23.50 - Paradise Lost - Handsome. Very strong personality - Meet in a garden (Adam a Eva) - Tvl, ona v ní psychoanalýzou ještě probudí nějaký starý demony - To je psycho - Ani ji nemusí hypnotizovat - F3 subtitles - Tohle je skvělý - Ten střih – dont answer that question - To sou ochotníci! - Wednesday night, three nights left - Its like we are living with a werewolf - Swerve - You wont understand that bcs your BRAIN isnt fully developed yet - Its exploitative. I have cinematic standards - No one gives a crap about … Its not 1800s - Have you seen reality in TV? (takže je to ok) - Its just whats ethical - Já ji miuluju - I hope things dont get weirder, cause Im at my LIMIT - 10.16 (žádná spojitost – to je pro prču) - Neměla by tam mít infra, nebo tak něco? - He he he he - Já nevim,jestli jebe jenom mě, ale todle je totální prča - Its just like someone talking in their sleep - LEGEND - Trochu mi to připomíná Postal - Skvělí herci, všichni - You are not as DUMB as your performance on standardized tests would indicate - I forgot I had someting for you… - Stuff happens - Ppl leaves, bcs find something they like better - Make me believe you (to sem nepochopil) - Give me context - Eight? - Am I supposed to be following these terms? - Are these phrases supposed to mean something to me? - Just listen - Ta je blbá - When you say it like that, it sounds STUPID - Ona je božská - If you could be any animal, what would it be? - Dolphin. Its an intuitive and highly intelligent creature - Hlavně strašně morální - With great power and poetry in its movements - Tvl, ta je sladká - Ty její grymasy - How come you like the pizza delivery guy even though he has all that ratchet acne? - You never look at yourself in the mirror - You comb your hair with your back to the mirror (s ním by si rozuměla) - And I see you brush your tees. You look down the whole time (já s kartáčkem chodím po domě) - Taky se na sebe vlastně nedívám - Your sweaters inside out. Did you know that? Did you see that in the mirror? - Neřikej, že se rozpláče – že ji rozbrečí - Are you changing the focal length of the lens? - No, I dont even know what that is - Are you zooming? - No - LOL - Je nádherná - You think you are worthless - Todle je dokonalý. Kdo to vymyslel? - A sakra, zase jedno oko pryč. Kdybych se tak blbě neptal, tak bych si myslel, že to je dílo náhody - Fakt, že jo - I refuse to use anything that has my dad in it. That would mean I FORGIVE him - BECCAS BLIND. I KNOW THERES SOMETHING GOING ON HERE - They are throwing shade - Speak English - Mold - No, the just stepped out - Just be natural. Never mind - Nechápu – co tam dělala? - Jakou má v celým příběhu roli? - Pop pop (to slyším poprvý) - Deep darkies - You have to LAUGH to keep the deep darkies in a cave - I just cleaning it - Tvl a to jmse teprve v pulce!! - To je masakr - I will check on her - Užasný - Tvl nesežral jsem nějaký bobule? - Ahe seems like shes better on without us - We are doing this so mom can have a life, dummy - Dobrá mamina - You both seem to be acting funny - Rubbing it isnt gonna make it come off! (Každej má něco) - 10.41 - Jí teprve rostou kozy? - Tvl, pýča! Zase jsem to stopnul těsně před tím! - Tvl, to je naprosto vymakaný. Si řikáte, co by mohlo přijít a ona SPOILER veme kameru, aby viděli, že jde po nich - To je super - Stay in bed - A to je teprve čtvrtek! - We are ending this trip tonight - Pack your bags - I know its all coming to an end - Some sort of late onset schizophrenia - They are both in bad shape - Great. Pop Pop has schizophrenia, and our Nana becomes Michael Mayers when the sun goes down =============================== verbal asi koukal na jinej film. takový pjekný minimalistický snímek, za chvíli přestanete vnímat tu ruční kameru - naopak si to s ní víc užíváte. jesli todle byl horor, tak já jsem ochránce přírody a vy nejste přecitlivělí haranti. ti dva jsou neskuteční talenti, mimochodem. a zase příležitost něčemu napařit plnej počet!

Jsem k tomudle nic nenapsal? Sledoval jsem to na pozadí, poslední třetinu jen audio. Nakonec to nabralo spád. Ty jejich dialogy nejsou tak špatný a celkem oduševnělý. Líbí se mi i jejich přístup. Nejde jen o to, že jeden vymýšlí a hledá překážky ve vztahu, místo toho, aby se je pokusil odstranit - You have to quit - I cant be with someone if every time they walk out the door I dont know if Im gonna see them again - Then thats your choice - Yeah, I chose you over NY! - I didnt ask you to change your life - Myslíte, že todle vymejšlí někdo, kdo si chce vytvořit alternativní realitu svého ne zrovna idelického života? - You cant expect me to change mine - This is what I do (zezačátku to rodeo dělal proto, aby upoutal holky) - Its all I know (to je duvod) - I thought it was your life. I cant watch you to ruin it - Its a scary thing. How the ppl you are closest to can so quickly become strangers. Fuck you - Si adoptuj nějakýho zmetka - Pyčus, jak se na tu štětku upnul. Tolik srdíšek a energie na ni vyplejtval - Kam jde s těma kuframa? Rozbij jí držku, nic neříkej! - Rychle pochopí kurva, kde má místo - And somehow you chose me - I love you with everything inside (potřebuju kapesníček) - I love you so much I just want you to be happy (to bude asi nějaký žrádlo pro psy) - Even if this happiness no longer not include me (chlap, kterej nedokáže udělat ženu štastnou, si ji nezaslouží) - Love requires sacrifices - Ted by se ti hodil malej pejsek, vid? Zkus množírnu! Uleví se ti, uvidíš - Tvl, mrcha je zpátky, došly jí prachy - We focused on celebrating all the wonderful things we had, rather than regretting the things we didnt - Tha paintingsonly served as a reminder of what I had lost (or had) - Čurák pořád hledá happiness, jako ta čuračka - You are going to face Bushwacker! Congratulation! - Luke, your fate is in that cup - Its time to pull out your bull - No to byla blbost

Toto vyšlo 2015? A neřádil tu zase Mandela? Effects of spanking. Já nevim, jestli mě nevzrušuje ta holka, nebo co, ale tohle se mnou ani nehlo. Nejvíc se mi líbil ten kodex společných pravidel. Ty uvaříš, já tě seřežu jako psa. Film jsem viděl za deset minut. Škoda místa na disku. Dobrej soundtrack. Má pěkný auto. Ona je zamilovaná, on ji chce jen na šukání. Remember your safeword. Trochu ji zmrská a pak se na ní udělá. Nuda. Why do you want me punish? Why do you want to hurt me? Because its the way I am. Because I am fifty shades of fuck of. BANIK PYČO! Count with me. Ted mě to rozesmálo. Tady byl někdo ujetej na spanking. Ten soundtruck je skvělej, možná trochu nemístnej, protože to pusobí komicky. Dont fucking touch me! Dont come near! Its only way I can understand. Pýča. You cant love me. I need you to leave. Pujdu spát. Ach jo, to je horší než Hobitova cesta. Vona se s ním vážně rozešla, protože ji seřezal zadek? Nakonec mě to aspon neotrávilo tak jako Dánská dívka, takže dávám jednu z milosti. Jeho charakter mi byl dokonce sympatickej...

V podstatě jsem si po sobě pustil dva stejný filmy. Tady to sice nebylo tak technicky zvládnutý, příběh ap. bla bla bla, ale zase ten humor mám rád!

Tady platí to pořekadlo, že obrej film dokáže zaujmout v jakémkoli okamžiku Part 1 (malá Margo) - Jako titulky k písničce jste dávat nemuseili, debilové… - We cant go to the Sea-World - Why not? - Its almost 11pm (ta je hustá) - I dont wanny get in trouble - Its the shame, dont you think? All those strings inside him broke. Margo always loved mysteries (pripomíná mi to knihu SK). And in everything that came after, I could never stop thinking maybe she loved them so much … she BECAME one (ne, ja se nebudu dívat na další film) - Pretty much everyone recognized Margo was different. Margo was special - Her life had became a series of epic adventures (Lara Croft) - Each one too insane to be true (mnohem lepší než Resident Evil) - Wherever she was always left clues behind for her little sister… or anyone else she deemed worthy - On žere polívku v autě? To se mi snad jenom zdá Part 3 (jedou v autě) - Jestli todle není mladá Hillary Swank, tak je to její klon! Hluboce inteligentní, celá po mámě! (scénka s vanou) - Zase ta debilní hudba… - I admire your faith, its very romantic - To svlíkli kola, nebo na co čekaj? - You dont know me - But its not important, bitch! You have fine ass, so I think I know enought - Poof. In the air - Sun-Trust building - Paper town for a paper girl. Great place for read and think - Ten konec u autobusu se povedl. Vodhrnula si vlasy, stoupla si blíž, dala mu jasně najevo, že dostane hubana, ale jen proto, že jí ho bylo líto POZOR SPOILER - Na tu poznámku o sestře se měl už vysrat - It took me a lot of time how wrong I was and not just about Margo - I used to believe everyone gets a miracle - We SHOOK up the world - Dobrá pýčovina Part 2 - Why do you need Nair? - All will be REVEALED shortly, my young friend (já se na to nemužu dívat, neska jsem si chtěl pustit Aliena) - Má dokonalej zadek, všimli jste si? - Interesting capitalization - Im a big BELIEVER in random capitalization - The rules are so unfair to the letters in the middle (Malkavian) - Saran premium - Kolik tam nechaj? - Its not as weird as it looks - Still weird - Tremendous idea - We bring the RAIN down on your enemies (začíná se mi líbit) - WE? You will see (možná protože uvažuju stejně) - Ta-da! - Thats a wrap on our FRIENDSHIP (má styl) - Here. Theres gonna come a time in your life where you are gonna look back on this moment and you are gonna think … (ona, oni jsou něco jako andělé, kteří stojí v pozadí – všechny tydle momenty a náhody dobře známe) - I can feel my heart beating in my chest - Thats how you know you are having FUN - Konečně pořádná hudba - Modelína - At the end of a grand adventure one must pause and reflect on ones achievements - You promised me no breaking and entering - We are not breaking and entering, we are just entering.. - There gotta be a guard or something - Of course there is, his names Gus - Me casa es su casa (prej španělština) - Welcome to my office - Nice music - Soothing sounds of corporate America - Co takhle si to v pracovně rozdat na stole, nebylo by to dost cool? - Připomíná mi to mám tajný másto, chceš ho ukázat? - No lights, no cops. Seems quiet. I think we are in the clear - Its beautiful - Think so? - Počkej, tys do něj dělala? - From a distance - Everythings uglier up cloce - Not you (to je debil) - Its paper town… and the ppl too - Ive lived here 11 years and Ive never come across anyone that cares about anything that matters MATTERS (a jsme zase u toho, to je další z řady … videí) - Žijeme v mraveništi a dávno jsme sešli z cesty. Brzy poznáte sami, že ani na vás nezáleží, na ničem, kolem čeho se točil váš svět - Whoa! - Zase se na film dívám pozpátku, možná bych si to tak mohl i zapisovat (no prč taky ne) - Shes not missing. Shes gone - Tap that ass - Informace, internet, googl, největší vynález, přínos lidstvu, který dnes každý bere jako samozřejmost, stejně jako elektriku a další - Margo odesn like ppl in her room. Okey, but we are her friends. No, you not, and if you are, you know. LOL (možná je to další narážka na to, že světu vládnou peníze) - WALT WHITMAN - UO (LOL) - Mind if I - Dont even think about it - Do I contradict myself (holka ráda čte) - I am large. I am multitudes - I tramp a perpetual journey (moc snadný) - Taky podtrhává všemi ruznými styly, chybí jen Klausova nesouhlasná vlnovka - Yeah, I believe you (to je týpek..) - Má pravou nohu kratší (ta coura) - Unscrew the locks from the DOOR. Its metaphor. What it isnt. What it its INSTRUCTIONS? (to je dobrý) - Thought there be a … Just put it back .. - To ho dycky vozí máma do školy? - Using that voice doesnt change anything (buzík) - WE GOT GO RIGHT NOW! - Tvl ,to je dlouhý, on ji celej film hledá… - I think last night I was this SCARED I had sleep with lights on - I had to sleep with a stuffed animal - Last time I was this scared, I was sleep in moms bed - Q, if I were you, I would get that scared every single night - In a thousand pages they talk about WHALE anatomy and in the last 50 pages the dude kills the whale Maybe its not about a dude killing whale. Maybe its about guy who actually believes that if he chases this whale down and kills this whale its gonna give his life some meaning - Its nommon misconception - Pop quiz (you missed it) - Make up test - Mature, intelligent, understanding woman… I never understand - Pining for her ? - Im not being asshole. Im trying to be a regular kid for a change - Má dobrou baterku. To bude na ty střední špalky - No way! - Where have you been? Everywhere, nowhere - You are so much better than her - Whats the first world that pops into your head? - Your really SMART, clever, interestin, you have a brain - If anyone gives you any trouble… I cant fight, but… - Myslím, že Lacey trpí RBF syndromem - She scared the shit out of me - I wasnt csared before beck there - Charizard girl - Nebudeš dávat do každý díry špendlík..? - Any less specific - General vicinity - Fake city that map makers would put an their maps so if you get copied ILLEGALY they know - Tak proto chvátali. Myslel, že jeli závod - Oni fakt jedou z floridy do NY - We have to be back with 12 hours to spare, or prom is ruined - All right. This is how this is gonna work. If we are gonna keep on schedule, we have six minutes. Im the gas man… Part 1 (pokračování) - Im not sayng I just wanna bang your MOM. I wanna ride bikes with her. I would feed her grapes, take her to Paris. Treat her like the princess she is - Whats wrong? Its weird - Its always weird - I wanna give her a bath - Hey, you can go to prom with a girl you slept with at summer camp. Oh, shes made up - Myrna Mountweazels (další narážka na zkurvené rodiče) - That goddamn DOG despises me - Remind me, is breaking and entering a felony? - Righting wrongs - We are gonna wrong some RIGHTS - Isnt there something that could make you happy now?

(CGI) - Duležitý je vzor, který se z her uplně vytratil - Dnešní hry jsou násilné, krvavé a nevypočitatelné - I dunno about that - Im snobb. I have mental problems - Yes, you are and you do - Possitive can-do attitude - This is not a game now - Nobody can save you - Spent up all your change - And now your turn is done - We wont be afraid cause we are ones who made you (nás) - Knock you out the frame - We wont stop until you are gone - Game on

To je hroznej kretén. Vůbec mi nevadí, že jsem neviděl originál, tohle ho každopádně smázlo. Ostatní scény jsem přeskakoval. Ten film je o sobě strašnej. Měla to bejt komedie. Plus za to, že ten spratek není nesympatickej, jak to u dětí obvykle bývá. No to byla blbost, ale hrál tam Rockwell, tak klidně mužete dvě hvězdy přidat. - Kdyby mě vytáhl strom ven z baráku a sestru mi sežrala skřín, tak tam už nejsem - Už jsem se lekl, že tam nebude hrát nějaká černá gazela - Anger and frustration created new form of potergeist - Into the darkness - Běžte všichni - Nic šílenějšího jsem dneska neviděl - Ta starší jde s modou. Chce vypadat dobře na několik zpusobu - Používaj jeden dům, na tydle strašidelnosti, že jo? 2020 7 21 You kids are her job. Which I apparently suck at. I think theres a storm coming (dnes). You cant catch that kind of a thing with the naked eye. This doesnt seem to be classic haunting. What you ahve here is probably closer to a poltergeist intrusion. Ghosts usually appear as harmless apparitions. Whereas poltergeists they are noisy, they lash out, they are violent, they move objects. It comes and then it can just as suddenly go away. Some ppl believe there are different levels of reality. We are on a physical plane, but when we die our spirits go to another level, an astral plane or a spiritual plane. Which is sort of here and not here at the same time. Then someone should go in there and show her the way back here. Maddy is able to hears us a lot better than we can hear her. No effing way. Is everything all right? If it was, I wouldnt be here. This house is not clean (to je Irka, nebo něco takovýho – má ten přízvuk). Toho dementa si v tomdle filmu nepamatuju. Možná jsem to bez titulku jen přeskákal a pak na to zapomněl. Shes only SIX yrs old. Which means that her life force is at its purest (to sedí, po šesti už nikdo není) without judgment of cynicism. I think they just told ppl they moved the cemetery, and they just moved the headstones. And they left the bodies. its not just few pissed spirits, its more like a mob (crowd of people). They suffered a terrible injustice and that anger and frustration had created a new more powerful force, the poltergeist. They are trapped and they are desperate. They want her to be their latern in the darkness. To lead them into the light. Nothing you have said makes sense to me. Ne, todle jsem určitě celý neviděl. What happened to your leg? We age in dog yrs. Only one of us was stupid. Dont be so hard on yourself. The rules are different in there. There is no up, there is no down and there are no straight lines. This rope is our lifeline. Já jak vidím Rockwella, tak se musím smát. Release your hold on this family as you yourselves wish to be released. You dont have to do that. I know. I want to. I m sorry I m such a bitch to you, Dad.

Tak to bych už nevstal. Já bejt Di CAprijo, tak tam ležím a dělám mrtvýho brouka hned po prvním kole! Radši bych to schytal za tým, než abych je všechny ohrozil neuváženou střelbou! - I scare some spirit in you little boy - We had a deal - Maybe you should have raised a man…instead of a some girlie little bitch