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That's what she said
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Friends
Joey: "Ross I realy don't know what to say, it's monkey."
Ross: "Just say what you feel."
Joey to the monkey: "Look Marcel, I'm hungry."
Joey's girlfriend to Yoey: "Ohhh... there is still a little child in this man."
Chandler: "Yes. The doctor said, if they remove it, he will die."
Joey: "Hey Chandler when you see Franky, tell him Joey Tribiany says hello. He will know what that means."
Chandler: "Are you sure he will crack that code?"
Watching the old family video...
Joey: "Oh my god!"
Monica: "Shut up! The camera adds 10 pounds."
Chandler: "Ohh. So how many cameras are actually on you ?"
Black Books
Manny: "I thought you are gay, actually."
Bernard: "So do I for a bit. But than I found out all about the higher standards of hygiene. And all that dancing!"
Bernard: "Oh God customers! Why you didn't lock the door?!"
Manny: "Because we can make some money."
Bernard: "I don't know, it seems dangerous. I don't like it."
Simpsons
"Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening." (Homer Simpson)
"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." (Homer Simpson)
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" (Homer Simpson)
"God bless those pagans!" (Homer Simpson)
Californication
Becca:"Daddy?"
Hank:"Daughter?"
Becca:"Can I ask you something?"
Hank:"Anything my love"
Becca:"Why is there a naked lady in your bedroom? There is no hair on her vagina. Do you thing she is okay?"
Hank:"Ehmm... I'll check."
Meridis:"Are you okay tiger?"
Hank:"Did you ever had one of those days where you feel like a tired old whore whose uterus is about to fall out ?"
Meridis:"I think I am in touch with that emotion."
Hank:"Realy? I was just beeing dramatic. Do tell..."
