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Nejsledovanější žánry / typy / původy

  • Akční
  • Drama
  • Komedie
  • Horor
  • Sci-Fi

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Bláznovství (2008) 

Cože, on ji neojel?! Neudělal ji štastnou? To nasere. Pak že láska je všechno. Já vim, jak se na ty čubky musí! === Nakonec to na ty tři bylo - Dont you got friends your own age? - Idiot just trying to relieve your high school yrs cause you fucked them up the first time? - You are home early - My last patient canceled - Actually, he commited suicide yesterday - What you doing this weekend? Nothing. Good - So my house is free. I was wondering if you wanted to join me for some beachcombing? - Like a date? More like a honeymoon - I just look at the dopeness. But, you, its like you just look at the wackness - Did you just came? Tak aspon že tak - No fuckin way - Are you crying? - Extra weight need to unload - Mad crazy - We are hitting this club downtown tonight - Yeah, totally - Doll your shit up - Yo, yo, check the script. Me and the gods get it ripped. Blunts in the dip. Forty dogs in my lip - You have been doing all these drugs? Its an experiment. An experience - I should have known when she told me she didnt like DOGS - Theres certain ppl you just cant trust (kdo nemá rád psy) - Anyone who doesnt smoke pot or listen to Bob Dylan - Never ever trust anyone who say they dont like dogs! - Tak todle jsem určitě neviděl - If you meet someone who doesnt like dogs, you alert the authorities immediately and sure as shit dont marry them! - I tried to kill myself twice today - Once with pills, turns out I have a very high tolerance for those - Embracing your pain, making it a part of you - Life is hard and its full of pain, but we take it cause theres great stuff, too - Dobrá řeč - That was really fuckin cheesy, what you said just then - Now you sound like me - Try and fuck a black girl - Baby steps - Psychology - Its not quite the shoe business, but its a very interesting field - Im figure Im an expert cause everyone around me is so fucking crazy

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Bling Ring: Jako VIPky (2013) odpad!

Věděl jsem to od začátku, modlitba ve stylu já jsem střed světa, láska je nejvíc, pak selfíčka a ted nechutný šatníky zkaž mrtek - Další - Je to další - Satan nám čte ortel - Chce abychom věděli, za co to bude, že jsme propadli konzumu a ti nejhorší z nás nás vedou - Mimochodem ten film má příšernej střih a jednu … na kráse, jmenuje se Claire Julien. Fakt bych jí nařezal - No jasně, a rodiče jsou tupci - Puff puff pass - Kokain, už to jede - Tak todle musim - I thing my journey is to push peace and health of the planet - I wanna be a leader - Ted si dělá srandu sama ze sebe - Kind of showing America has this sick fascination - Secretary-style hooker

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Blondýna na předpis (2014) 

Tvl, to je snad muj nejoblíbenější film s tím šaškem a snad uplně. Jaktože to není v červenejch? Co to je za dementa, co tomu dal ODPAD?? I think we need to remain supportive even if his interests are different than ours, Doug. You know taking so many supplements all at onece cancels out the impact. Its not my business to know how ppl got sick, just how to get them feeling better. Its gonna be getting dark now. You would change your tune after being balls-deep in a woman like Elizabeth. I m gonna come! Jaktože to zase nemám? Todle bude ten film, kterej si nebudu přepisovat, jen si ho v klidu vychutnám. Sometime you need to know when to just shut up and give it to a girl. Are you married? Why? Are you trying to pick me up? Wifeys away, so I m cooking tonight. This will be hard on Ethan, but in a long run its better to be raised by two happy parents apart than miserable ones together (to rozhodnutí už není na tobě). He forgot the first rule of the drug game. Dont get high on your own supply. You cant help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

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Blue Iguana (2018) 

Panic attack doesnt count as cardio. As your legal advisor, I think its better if we dont add murder to your current issues. And I dont want to be an accessory. A favor thats in your interest. What are you wearing? Are you Ron Jeremy? Get some sun till things die down. I m sorry. Come again. We have spent too much time on a complex problem while overlooking the elegant, a simple solution thats right before our eyes. Dog and bone is phone (slang). I never go down on bad pussy. I bet she could swallow and fart at the same time. Herpetologist. Fucking orgasmic. Panic him into action. Try not to kill a child. You remember my name. Well make the bitch die confused and alone. Experience so fucking intense it will make you feel lit up from the inside like you have never fucking felt before. First things first. I will do my best, but we are sailing close to the wind. Seems you have a personal grudge. You know, in my country, you could talk to anyone… judges, police, lawyers. Just give them a little something and they make things disappear. They understand these ways bcs they are human. Not like these dishonest bumfuckers. She could be playing you like a violin. We can swing by. Dont tell me you are fucking lost in a fucking car park. Now move you bunch of sunglass-wearing cunts. To dare is to do (latin). You saved me, beloved. No, we saved each other, my love. I will always flirt with death. I could kill, but I don´t care about it. Phoebe Fox (Katherine).

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Bohové Egypta (2016) 

"jednoduchou, nenáročnou, blockbusterovou podívanou", jak ty se pleteš, Verbale. todle je jeden z nejduležitějších příběhu všech dob, proto na něj v roce 2016 kouká i takovej otylon jako ty. ten pán s psí hlavou se totiž zase vrátí. zaposlouchejte se. A land of ppl without ambition. In a thousand years of peace what have you accomplished. A land of ppl whos dream about nothing more. Now is my turn. poslouchám to zatím na pozadí druhého počítače, ale brzo to zkouknu. myslím, že nám film objasnuje i to, co jsem si myslel vždycky. dábel, Satan, není jen ten zlej hybatel, ale zároven je to ničitel. v azijský kultuře dokonce ničí samotný demony, kteří posedli lidstvo. Je to prostě trochu složitější, než se na první pohled zdá. V každým případě Horus se zase vrátí a bude pást národy svou železnou holí. nepřijde vám zvláštní, že král králu z každý kultury má stejný jmeno? Tammuz, Horus (Hor), Thor a nakonec Jesus Kršna? I tentokrát zvítězí dobro nad zlem.

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Boj (2007) 

Tydle čínský sračky mě taky zrovna dvakrát nebaví, tak se na to snad ani nebudu dívat a dám rovnou odpad..

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Bokeh (2017) 

Čistá akční jízda.

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Boogeyman (2005) 

We shall not all fall asleep but we will all be changed in an instant, in the blink of an eye. When my tongue rejoices, my body will rest in peace bcs you will not abadon me to the grave. For you, Lord, have delivered my soul to death (už se těším). My eyes from tears, my feet from stumbling. Thou knowest the secrets… Suffer us not in our last hour. Dust thou art and unto dust thou shalt return. To je Deschanelka? To je držka. Tory Mussett (další mrdavá Australanka). Film totální pýčovina s jednou povedenou scénou na začátku - přál jsem mu to, a pak s pár dobrými nápady (vana, vrána), který se nepodařilo naplno využít.