Loki_Six

"I do want this. I've thought about you so many times, what might have been... but I got left at the altar and it nearly killed me. You're someone's fiancée, and I have to respect that. So let's hit a motel, jam in a quickie and get you back to your wedding. It's the right thing to do."

"Sir, this man is having a baby tonight. Instead of going to St Marcus Hospital, we're going to Buffalo - and I've seen women from there, the city's aptly named. Look, I'm a screw-up; I'm having something special with this girl Quinn and I ruined it. But this guy he's done everything right. He's been loving and devoting since he was 18 years old. There are a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them. He deserves to be at the birth of his son. So what do you say?"

"Wayne had no manners. Wayne, manners, Wayne Manor. Home of Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman. Mentor to Dick Grayson, his orphan ward who, at night, would don the colorful vestments of The Boy Wonder, a.k.a. Robin!"

"For the first time in my adult life, I didn't have a roommate! If I want to walk around naked, nobody cares. If I want to leave the laundry basket in the middle of the living room, nobody stops me. If I bring home soup from the deli and leave it in the fridge for two days, nobody eats it. And if I do something colossally stupid, nobody ever has to know. People make fun of the guy who stays home every night doing nothing. But the truth is... that guy's a genius. Because let's be honest, sitting around watching TV, drinking beer and eating ribs alone is what every red-blooded American would rather be doing at all times."

"I'm KFC, baby. You don't mess with the Colonel's recipe. I want things to stay exactly the same, but with a different hottie."

"Fine I'll fill her in and I am so angry I am not even going to make a joke about filling her in, which I did three times last night. Self five!"

"You know, it's funny. Almost every woman I've ever met was wrong to give me a chance. You're the first woman who's wrong not to."

"Not yet."

"The Whore-ient Express."

"Every penis is a girl Robin. Everyone knows that, like ships... and lake monsters."