Loki_Six

"I learned something today. Apparently, there's the side of Bill Clinton the world knows, and then there's the dark, sex-crazed side only I know."

"I'm at the wrong airport."

"The start is not nearly as important as the finish."

Midget: Sir, would you please stop staring at me? Old man: Where's the rest o' ya?

"So, they're getting together tonight at Tom's house in his garage, to summon Slender Man. Slender Man can manifest in a variety of forms. Certain accounts speak of a hypnotic power that renders his victims helpless to stop themselves from walking into waiting arms. While his origins and motives are completely unknown, he preys upon innocent youth. Once you see him, you're his. Some he takes, some he doesn't. Nobody knows why he takes who he takes, or why he leaves who he leaves. But the ones he leaves behind are messed up forever."

"All I know is, that somewhere in great land of Ireland, there is a fat bastard who looks like me."

Brian: You are getting a little old for a teddy bear. Stewie: Brian, I'm one. Brian: Still?

"Don't worry, that was the booze, not you. Are you gonna eat that? "

Lois - Peter, have you been up all night watching chick movies? Peter - Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis. Now they make me cry through my eyes. I've decided. I'm making my own chick flick.

"What the deuce? Why the hell would she respond positively to such a negative comment? Unless... Brian, do women like it when you treat them like crap? That's it, isn't it? Women respond when you treat them like crap."