Loki_Six

"Eat dirt. Eat it. Does it taste good? Huh? You gonna cry?"

"You're gonna learn life's like that. A parade of disappointments. Sooner you give up, the better."

"I got another one. In The Shining, Jack Nicholson goes nuts and chases people around with an ax..."

SHELDON: A fantasy book series called "The Lord of the Rings". MARY: It's got "the Lord" in it. That's something.

"Fun fact, this was one of seven times I was brought home by law enforcement. Once, on the back of a horse."

"Just because something is older doesn't mean that it's not still good. Original Star Trek is older than Next Generation, but if you think that Mr. Data is better than Mr. Spock, you don't know what you're talking about."

"Maybe we can ask private citizens to guard the border. You know, vigilantes, who would agree to do our job for the adrenaline rush that comes from having a tiny taste of authority over your fellow men. And all we're paying them is bullets and beer."

"Všichni víte co máte dělat."

"Tati, dej se už dohromady."

"U nás se na pohřebech mluví anglicky."