Loki_Six

"The progress on Earth, it didn't happen overnight."

"I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food not dildos. I'm all out of cucumbers, carrots, beets. God knows what they're doing with those. I can't hold on to anything cock-shaped."

"Because no matter how hard you try and how much we want it, there's the people who serve the bread, and the people who eat the bread!"

"I've always loved getting clean. I love baths. I love showers. It's my happy place. Was my happy place."

"The flighty purpose never is overtook unless the deed go with it."

"Better use the bathroom first, buddy, if you know what I mean."

"This will be difficult for you to accept, but that was twelve years ago."

"There was a sixth species, the avians. They've been gone since the war. Extinct. As far as I'm told, none of them fled before our homeworld was destroyed. The war went on for nearly a hundred years. The sides changed, alliances were forged and then broken. By the time it ended I doubt any of the six species remembered what started it, but everyone remembered what ended it. As well as being unstable politically, our planet was even more unstable geologically. In a final desperate act, the insectoids and reptilians detonated massive explosions beneath the eight largest seismic fissures. I'd like to think they didn't realise how devastating the result would be. My grandfather lived there. He told me of places where the sky was sometimes filled with avians. Now they're gone."

"Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth."

"Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose, and excluding that which is painful."