Loki_Six

"Greetings. You all know my execubots. Executive Alpha, who is programmed to only like what he has seen before... Executive Beta, who is programmed to roll dice to determine the fall schedule...and Executive Gamma, who is programmed to underestimate Middle America."

"I say the world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!"

"Jamaicans have other interests. Which is why the limbo team got detained at the airport."

"Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations, unless he doesn't exist. The end!"

"I learned very quickly there's no such thing as an insignificant corner of Klingon space."

"Romulan women are not like Vulcan females. We're not dedicated to... pure logic, and the sterility of non-emotion. Our people are warriors. Often savage. But we are also many other pleasant things."

"There are no lacings. How is this thing removed?"

"Only in America is having a higher education considered an insult."

"I've been doing a lot of reading, you know? Like, online about, like, just evolution and natural selection and how like there's this thing, right? It's called the apex predator, right? And basically what this is, is the strongest animal in the ecosystem, right? And as human beings, we're considered the apex predator but only because smaller animals can't feed on us because of weapons and stuff, right? A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, right? You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly... and I think that means something. I just think that really means something."

Leela: I'm going to swim with a whale. They're the gentle giants of the deep. Farnsworth: I'm well aware of that.