Loki_Six

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you, but what I do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch. You can have one of them."

"I dunno who said "only the dead have seen the end of war". I have seen the end of war. The question is, can I live again?"

"Dearest Augustine, I do hope this latest damp has not aggravated your gray lung. Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. Matters stateside have taken a tragic turn as this year's gourd crop has fallen prey to a rather unexpected infestation of saltmarsh cutworms. Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. Marital concerns continue to bedevil me."

"Yeah, I heard it. They say my name on TV all the time; calm down, bitch."

Peter - Social media is bringing us all closer together. Quagmire - Unfollow.

"My name is Chance. I know, it sounds odd, but most names do if you think about it long enough... maybe even yours. I was abandoned when I was very young. I lived on the streets scrounging for food sleeping wherever I could; that seemed like fun at first, but pretty soon, it landed me behind bars. But I don't like to talk about that; let's talk about after that... when I got my second chance... and my name. You see, this family came along, and I guess you can say they rescued me, because they adopted me and brought me to live at their house. But it was their home, not mine. Still, it was an improvement over that other place: lots of space, fresh air, plenty interesting things to explore, and all the underwear I could eat."

"And then he went into the kitchen, slowly opened the refrigerator, and it was empty! So then, the man, weak with hunger, raced from the refrigerator to the counter to look for a delivery menu, but all he could find was one for a vegan place!"

"Skvělý, tak se tady posaď, dej si pivo, ať si vyzkoušíš, jaký to je bejt nezaměstnanej. Jako budoucí absolvent vysoký školy to budeš potřebovat."

"First, I have to read you the Miranda rights for Jewish people. You have the right to remain silent, even though you won't. You have the right to infer an insult where none was intended. You have the right to a lawyer, who you are probably related to."

Brian Griffin: Hey, I'm sorry, but Miss Emily and I have a connection which is totally unexpected. And by the way, I actually think she's doing a pretty good job. She's teaching you guys independence. Stewie Griffin: We're one! Independence means we die!