Loki_Six

"Then Papa Bear said, 'Someone's been sleeping in my bed.'" This book is so unrealistic. Dads sleep on the weight bench in the garage, right?

"As far as I'm concerned, you're just another red shirt like so many others who tried unsuccessfully to stop me from saving the world . 'Cause that's what I do. So... cool origin story, bro, but this means nothing to me."

"I know. If felt the same way when I started working with the Avengers. It's not easy to find your place when you're working with heroes and gods. I did my best to protect the team. Turns out I had a role to play. You'll make the right decision at the right time. Or... you'll get an Asgardian staff through the chest. I'd try to avoid that part."

"I picked on them. It was fun. The laundry was disgusting. Enough DNA to make a clone army."

"What? No! No! No, there'll be no planting, no eyeing, no Yo-Yo-ing!"

Patty & Selma's Home Smoked Fish

DON'T EVEN READ THIS SIGN

GAMES OF OTHER KIND OF CHAIR?

"Yeah, it's a big world down there, kid. And when its back is turned, you can steal anything you want from it."

"He's history, and this school doesn't teach history."