Loki_Six

"Hey, there's a call for Swarls Barkley. Swarls Barkley?"

"Okay, let's take a look. Oh, yeah, it's a cougar all right. A prime specimen. See, you can identify a cougar by a few key characteristics. Start with the hair. The cougar keeps up with current hairstyles as a form of camouflage. The prey may not realize that he's engaged a cougar until he's already being dragged, helpless, back to her lair. Now, the blouse. The cougar displays maximum cleavage possible to captivate her prey. You're watching them bounce, she's about to pounce. See the claws? Long and sharp, to ward off rival females... Or open alimony checks. Yeah, this one's a beaut. Okay, let the hunt begin."

"Look around you, Lily! You are in the heart of Bachelor Country. And as a woman, you are an illegal immigrant here. Now, you could try to apply for a sex visa, but that only lasts twelve hours... fourteen if you qualify for multiple entry, heh!"

"A reputation is like glass, once cracked it can never be replaced."

"Just like I dreamed it. Did I say that out loud?"

"Pick it up, Dad. A murder will make you feel better."

"Homer, to emphasize the seriousness of this situation, I'm going to turn my chair around backwards."

"And remember, don't indulge in any sin except gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids."

Wow, their "can-do" will bail out our "won't-try" every time.

"Tento svet raz zničia nie tí, čo páchajú zlo, ale tí, čo sa na to pozerajú a neurobia proti nemu nič." Einstein