Loki_Six

"For a brief time I served in a small parish in England, and every Sunday after mass, I would see a young boy waiting at the back of the church. And then one day the boy confessed to me that he had beaten his dog to death with a shovel. He said the dog had bitten his baby sister on the cheek and he needed to protect her. And he wanted to know whether he would go to hell for this. I told him that god would understand, that he would be forgiven, as long as he was sorry. But the boy did not care about forgiveness. He was only afraid that if he did go to hell, that dog would be there waiting for him."

"Well, ain't that swell, Gimpy McCrutch over here covers up that the Artist Formally Known as Henry Gale tried to strangle your little amiga, and suddenly it's on me when she goes vigilante."

"Because you're one of the good ones, John."

"I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick."

"Dude, dude, I'm open, dude! It's called dribbling, not drooling - dribbling. Well, shoot it then! Shoot it! Wait - oh, high percentage shot, excellent choice. Do you want in the game, man? Go for it. Something tells me no one will care."

"Don't knock the obits - the nicest part of the paper. No one ever says anything mean about people once they're dead."

"Jack and Locke are a little too busy worrying about Locke and Jack."

"What am I supposed to tell him? You know what he's going to do when he finds out."

"My name is Sayid Jarrah, and I am a torturer."

"A tiger don't change his stripes."