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Bart the Bear 2, taktiež prezývaný Bart II alebo Malý Bart, sa narodil 20. januára v roku 2000. Patrí medzi najväčší poddruh medveďa hnedého – Kodiak, ktorý sa vyskytuje na ostrovoch súostrovia Kodiak na juhozápade Aljašky. Bart 2 má sestru Honey Bump. Oboch našli tréneri Doug Seus a Lynne Seus z Wasatch Rocky Mountain Wildlife v Heber City, Utahu krátko nato, čo ich matku našli zastrelenú a mláďatá by v divočine samé neprežili.  

Bart 2 bol pomenovaný Dougom Seusom po tom, čo si všimol, že má takmer rovnakú povahu ako ich vycvičená medvedia herecká hviezda s menom Bart the Bear, ktorý zomrel krátko nato, ako boli mláďatá prijaté manželmi Seusovými. Bart 1 a Bart 2 nie sú v žiadnom príbuzenskom spojení. V roku 2001 Bart 2 debutoval spolu so sestrou Honey Bump vo filme Dr. Dolittle 2. Jeho detstvo a mladá dospelosť boli predmetom dvoch epizód zo série Growing Up..., televíznej stanice Animal Planet. V prvej, s názvom Chováme doma Grizlyho, kde sa predstavil aj Brad Pitt, sa zamerali na prvý rok mláďat. V druhej epizóde z roku 2004 hosťovala Jennifer Aniston.

Výška dospelého medveďa Barta je 2,59 m a váha je 499 kg. Slúžil ako veľvyslanec pre Vital Ground Foundation, ktorá zastrešuje ochranu divokej zveri. Širokej publicite sa mu dostalo v roku 2013, vďaka vystupovaniu v televíznom seriáli Game of Thrones z dielne HBO a za jeho výkony sa mu dostalo aj nadšeného uznania od kritikov. -Jaroslav "Budisovie" Ďuriš.


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Tell the driver to wait for us

out back and hurry up!




Hey sweetie, what's going on?




Don't worry, baby. It's cool.

Take a nap.




Oh my God!




Those fuckers blocked

both the exits.




Check the terrace!








I need help!

Somebody's trying to kill me!




All right, just stay on the line.

I'll just be off for a moment.




Sir, I'm gonna connect you

with an officer.








Detective Jefferson,

may I help you?




I'll call you back.




Hey, relax man.




I've got half of Bolivia sitting

in those suitcases over there...




Hasn't even been cut yet!

Go ahead, take it, it's yours!




Dial this number.




I'll talk to you later sweetie, OK?












It's Maurizio. Remember me?

I see you're back in town.




Yeah... No. I mean, no!

just for today...




So it's safe to say

today's your last day in town




and we'll never see your

fat fucking face again?




Yeah, right.




Let me speak to our mutual friend.




He wants to talk to you.








Make sure he understands,

then let him go.




Do you understand?




So say it.




I understand.












Hola, que tal, amigo!

Two milks as usual?








Why did you hide the cigarette?




This building's full of rats.

I don't want my old man to find out.




Got enough problems...




What happened?




I fell off my bike.








Don't tell my dad

about the cigarette, OK?




I mean, what's my job?

I'm just a holder.




I hold the stuff

just like you give it to me.




I don't look at it. I don't touch it,

I don't even know how to cut it.




Try and follow me, all right?




In June when we gave you the dope,

it tests a % pure.




Now it's July. We pick up the dope

and it tests % pure.




Now, somewhere between June and

July % turned to cut.




I don't know, that's none of my business,

I'm just a hoIder.




You give me the stuff,

I hold the stuff,




that's all I know!




Hey look, you know, I'm trying

to help you out here.




But, you know, if you're gonna

be a hard ass about it,




I gotta disturb him.




Now let me tell ya:




when he's into his music,

he hates being disturbed.




I'm telling you the truth!




I hope so. Because he's got a talent

for sniffing out a lie...




It's scary,

it's almost like a sixth sense.




Now, are you gonna




change your tune or

do I gotta bust into his?




I'm telling you the truth.




All right...












I'm, I'm sorry, you see,

he says he didn't cut the dope.








Of course, he didn't.




Just do me a favor.

Find out who did. For tomorrow.








Malky, hey, wait!




Hey, I didn't cut your shit!

Find out yourself!




What the hell are you doing

out here?




Get inside and do your homework.




I did it already.




Oh yeah? Well, you can get inside

and help your sister




clean up the goddamn house!

And stop smoking cigarettes!




Time's up, my turn now.




Change the channel

and I'll smash your face!




Sorry, sweetheart.




Good morning, sleepy.




Hi, honey. Hey, you two.




Sweetheart, turn that down,

mom has got a headache.




She took my turn!




She just wants to watch

these goddamn cartoons!




It wouldn't hurt her

to move her ass a bit.




I'm not the one

with the fat ass around here!




Can someone who is doing nothing

all day but watching cartoons




move her little ass

and go get some food?




I dare you to say that again!




Margie, I think I screwed up.




It wouldn't be the first time,




I mean you always come up

with something, right?




Yeah, but I think I went

a little too far this time.




I think you're going

a little too far right now.




I'm gonna be late for work.




How about working at home today?




She's gonna hit me! Daddy.




Shit, shut the goddamn door!




Fucking bitch!





can somebody answer the phone?





I'm busy!








This is Margaret McAllister,




headmistress at the Spencer School

in Wildwood, New Jersey.




Is Mr. or Mrs. Lando home?




Yes, this is she.




Mrs. Lando, when your husband

enrolled Mathilda at Spencer,




he told us she had... problems.




Well, as you know,




we pride ourselves in turning

troubled girls into healthy,




productive young women.




But if they are not here,

there is very little we can do.




Now, Mathilda left school




without permission

nearly two weeks ago.




I know your husband paid tuition

in advance for a year.




But if you will refer

to page in the rules




and regulations manual we sent you,




you wilI see that unless

there is a valid excuse




for prolonged absence,

your tuition will be forfeit.




She's dead.




Is life always this hard,

or is it just when you're a kid?




Always like this.




Keep it.




Hey, I'm going grocery shopping.

You want some milk?




One quart of two? It's two, right?




I like these calm little moments

before the storm.




It reminds me of Beethoven.




Can you hear it?




It's like, when you put

your head to the grass.




You can hear it growing.

You can hear the insects, bzzzz...




Do you like Beethoven?




Couldn't really say.




I'm gonna play you some.








Benny, stay here!




Daddy! Daddy!




Jesus! Fuck!




We said noon!




I've got one minute past.




You don't like Beethoven.




You don't know what you're missing.




Overtures like that

get my juices flowing.




So powerful!




But after his openings,

to be honest,




he does tend to get

a little fucking boring...




That's why I stopped!




Toss the apartment.




You're a Mozart fan.

I love him, too.




I lo-o-ove Mozart!




He was Austrian, you know.




But for this kind of work,

he's a little bit light.




So I tend to go for

the heavier guys.








What the fuck are you doing, huh?





keep your bombacut mouth shut.




Check out Brahms, he's good too.




What the fuck do you know

about music?




Yeah, knock it off!




Checked the mattress?
















Look what you did!




Stan, are you all right?








Hey, Stan. Stan!

What're you doing?




What're you doing, he's dead!




But he ruined my suit.




I know. I know, but he's dead.




He's a piece of meat, forget about it.

Calm down.




I'm calm.




Stay there, OK?












Jesus fucking Christ, Benny!




It's Malky and Stan!




Take it easy, all right?

Come on, come on.








Come on.

Let's get a cigarette, all right?




Benny, we're coming out!




Benny, don't fire!




Get in!

Jesus fucking Christ, Benny!




You wear something new and...




Take it easy!




What's happening out there?




It's all right, Ma'am,

go in. DEA. Police.




Why don't you leave that

poor family alone?




Everything's all right.

Just calm down.




I'm calm. I'm calm.




Why don't you leave 'em alone?




He said: Go back inside!




Stan, I think it's better

if we go inside, all right?




Benny, turn that kitchen

upside down, find that shit!




Willy Blood, look what you did!




You killed the four year old kid!

Did you really have to do that?




Please, open the door.












Benny, there's three kids here.

I think Stan killed this girl,




and Willy, that asshole,

shot the little boy.




The third one's missing. Find her.




Oh, shit. Hey,

we missed the little girl, man.




I'm gonna try and find the fucking

super of this goddamn building.




Yo, I found it!








Stan, we found it.




I know...




Here it is.




There's cops outside, we better go.




It's the cops outside.

We better go. You stay here.




What do you want me to tell them?




Tell them




we were doing our job.




What's your name?








Sorry about your father.




If somebody didn't do it

one day or another,




I would've probably done it myself.




Your mother, she...




She's not my mother.




And my sister, she wanted to

lose some weight, anyway.




But she never looked better.




Not even my real sister.




Just a half-sister,

and not a good haIf at that.




If you couldn't stand them,

why are you crying?




Because they killed my brother...




What the hell did he do?

He was four years old.




He never used to cry. Just used to

sit next to me and cuddle...




I was more of a mother to him

than that goddamn pig ever was!




Hey, don't talk like that about pigs!




They're usually

much nicer than people.




But they smell like shit.




Not true!




As a matter of fact, right now

I have one in my kitchen




that's very clean and smells

very nice.




You don't have a pig

in your kitchen!




Yes, I do.




I was just in there

and I didn't see any goddamn pig!




Don't move, I'll get him.




Piggy? Piggy? Where are you?




Ah, there you are!




Hi Mathilda.




Hi Piggy.




How are you today?




I've seen better days.




What's your name?








Cute name.




You have anyone you can go to?

Any family, any place else?




I'm gonna get some more milk.




Holy shit!




Don't touch that, please.





What exactly do you do for a living?








You mean you're a hitman?












Do you clean anyone?




No women, no kids, that's the rules.




How much would it cost to hire

someone to get those dirtbags




who killed my brother?




Five grand a head.




Wow. How about this:




I work for you and in exchange

you teach me how to clean.




What do you think?




I'll clean your place,

I'll do the shopping,




I'll even wash your clothes.




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