Don.Quijote

"Dick Laurent is dead..."

"You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world."

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

Horor? Atmosféra fungovala maximálně do 1. půlky filmu. Lekačka žádná. Scénář děravý jak cedník Jirky Babicy. Nudné finále ("akční"), které trvalo tuším 15 minut nevyvrcholilo prakticky v nic.

Skvělá Natalie Portman a ještě skvělejší Gary Oldman.

jako od Rodrigueze :D (a to je dobře)

Srstka je pán...

méně originální než původní videoklip

jednu hvězdu za Vydru...