MadCaddy

'This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf.'

'There's something you should know about me, Max. I'm very, very choosy... I'm also very, very suspicious; very, very irrational, and I have a very, very short temper. I'm also extremely jealous and slow to forgive. Just so you know. '

'Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.'

'Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!'

'No more homework, Babydoll. Time for Frank D'Amico to go byebye. '

'...So to recap, I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out. '

'You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble. '

'This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.'

'An old lady on Main Street last night picked up a shoe. The shoe had a foot in it. We're gonna make you pay for that mess. '

'But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.'