MadCaddy

'Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...'

'Say hello to my little friend!'

'It's easier to pull the trigger than play guitar. Easier to destroy than create.'

'I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants.'

' I don't give a fuck, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a fuck." '

'So he showed up not dead yet. Let that be a lesson to you, boys and girls. Don't ever argue with the big dog, because the big dog is always right.'

'Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!'

'They're coming outta the walls! They're coming outta the goddamn walls!'

'Cassius was right, the fault dear Brutus is not in our stars, but in ourselves. Good night, and good luck.'