Pretender

"The whole town's underwater. You're grabbing a bucket when you should be grabbing a bathing suit."

"You can't be my trainer. Maybe I believe you ate my trainer."

"Technically, I think it's immoral not to kill him."

"You get my son to call you daddy. I fuck your wife!"

"I have no one. At least you two have each other."

"He is just what a young man ought to be."

"Sub Saharan, can you have 150 child warriors here by 5:00pm?"

"You know what I´m sayin?" - "Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so yeah I know what you're saying."

"Argo fuck yourself. "

"You can't let the animals die in a movie... only the women."