Pretender

''Do you fly, Johnny?'' - ''No'' - ''You keep that in mind when you look at her. Because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane.''

''I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.''

''The rules are... there ain't no rules!''

''Alright, you're bleeding, aren't ya? Well, that's good. Let's see if we can get any more out of you.''

''Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck.''

''Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time!'

''We know all we need to. He was evil, he is dead. And he's gone. Nothing more matters.''

''There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.''

''I've fought many wars in my time. Some I've fought for land, some for power, some for glory. I suppose fighting for love makes more sense than all the rest.''

''When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.''