Loki_Six

"He gathers coins from the air by jumping on mushrooms. What's so hard to understand?!"

"To this day I can't have sex with a woman against her will, without thinking of rape."

"Excuse me. I bought this laptop here yesterday, but when I got home I noticed the apple already had a bite taken out of it!"

"I do not standby in the presence of evil!"

"There's a lot of harm in trying something new! That's why we test our drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits."

"It's not a death ray. It's just a little ultrasonic blast to scare him off. Trust me, if I had a death ray, I wouldn't be living here. I'd be in my lair enjoying the money the people of Earth gave me for not using my death ray."

Raj - Mm, I'm thinking about adopting some quirky affectation, like a pipe or a monocle or a handlebar mustache. Howard - For all those girls out there looking for the Indian Monopoly man?

"Son, what is wrong with you? Having sex with an old woman Is like doing your taxes. You put it off until you absolutely have to."

"Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair."

"You are one beautiful motherfucker."