Loki_Six

"This is not my day."

"You've heard the old adage: A cracked mirror brings seven years bad luck."

"The fucking mirrors! They are everywhere. In the department store, on the corner of every street, in the window of every building in the city. I feel... I feel like I'm not the one looking into the mirrors, but they're looking back at me."

"I'm saying if there is some geezer up there, with a big white beard, he's a world heavyweight cunt. He's got a hard-on for mass murder and giving kids cancer and his big old answer to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank. That is a cunt move. Come on, even you got to agree with me there. We should lob a fucking nuke at him, get it over and done with. You know what I'm saying?"

"What's Sporty Spice up to? Sporty fucking Spice. What is she up to? Exactly. How about Posh? You know what she's doing? Making clothes for anorexics. Right? Not exactly a growth market. And Baby? You know what she's doing? Fuck all. Not even page six of the Daily Mail. And Scary Spice? Up to her eyeballs in lawsuits and sex tapes. Ginger, on the other hand, has released three albums. Passion, Schizophonic and Scream If You Wanna Go Faster. They'll all make your ears bleed. You see, when they're apart, they're absolute fucking rubbish. But, you put them together, they're the goddamn fucking Spice Girls."

"I'm a motherfucker with a heart. Whereas you? You're just a motherfucker."

"I'm a fucking superhero, guy. We fight gangs and terrorists. We save the world daily. I've stood in front of thousands of screaming fans, all of 'em creaming their jeans. Uh Who are you? A water balloon filled with blood and meat. Homelander's gonna find me, and when he does, he's gonna burst you wide open. I'm gonna make it home in time for cocktails. 'Cause that's who you are, and that's who I am. You're not the hero of this story. And I'm not the one who's trapped."

"We are Vought. We make heroes super."

"Supes lose hundreds of people each year to collateral damage. The main reason that you won't hear about it is 'cause the public don't want to know about it. See, people love that cozy feeling that Supes give them. Some golden cunt to swoop out of the sky and save the day so you don't got to do it yourself. But if you knew half the shit they get up to... Fuckin' diabolical."

"This is like that scene in The Matrix. Now, you could take the fucking red pill, right? Spend the rest of your life jacking off, crying into your chai tea green latte, what the fuck. Or you could take the blue pill. Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill - and quit being a cunt."