MadCaddy

'You can fool me, but you cannot fool Ernest Hemingway!'

'I know a lot of guys who mess around with married women, but you're the only one I know who robs a place to pay back the husband. '

'In war, truth is the first casualty. Information is as powerful as bullets.'

'No!!!'

'It's a business lie, it's different from a life lie.'

'I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I'm used to it. Guys I want a castle. '

'If I am King, where is my power? Can I declare war? Form a government? Levy a tax? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority because they think that when I speak, I speak for them.'

' I couldn't possibly think of a worse godfather for Imogene. You know me. I'll drop her at her christening. I'll forget her birthdays until her 18th, when I'll take her out and get her drunk and possibly, let's face it, you know, try and shag her. I mean, seriously, it's a very, very bad choice. '

'You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole. '

'You're insane, but you might also be brilliant.'