"Blend this bitch." Cooking tip: These are tongs. (In case you call them "the picking upping thing"). Cooking tip 2: Kitchens don't clean themselves. Cooking tip 3: Wear sunglasses when cutting onions so your eyes don't burn. And you'll look hot! #sliving
Crazy stupid fine guerilla journalist: "Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up walls. You gotta be more specific."
"Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather Locklear ... I'm gonna make some weird shit."