Clerks 2: Muži za pultem

Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my moms home - Silent Bob. Fuckin cop pulls us over for suspicion of mischief. We were driving around with a deployed airbag - Arent you gonna be tempted to get high? Not with the power of Christ on my side - Is that a fuckin Bible? The Holy fuckin Bible, son! You will find all types of weird shit in there - The guy whos flaming him on his Web site. I cant help it. The guy pisses me off (mi připomíná mě) - Its this fuck in a wheelchair thats always preying on everyones sympathies writing these long diatribes about how he will never walk again and how walkers should appreciate the blessings of their functioning legs - That diatribe, as you call it, sounds like some poor crippled guy pouring out his heart and feelings. Oh fuck him. Trying to guilt me into walking around more bcs hes all gimped out? What kind of mind-fuck is that shit. So I have been getting into it with him, throwing it back in his stupid srippy-boy face about how I love to just sit around and how I would rather drive to the end of the block than walk (zabiják) - I m not even gonna point out the irony here - Helen Keller was deaf, dumb and blind - You always got to be right, dont you? You Nazi douche bag - You wouldnt want to be with a girl with an oversized clit? No, bcs the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick (tendle týpek ví, co říká, takovej šašek krále) - Downtimes - In a thrree-way (švédská trojka) - You said working on my birthday would help me build character - Machine can turn into another machine and its not a sleight () against God - TRANSFORMERS were a total sleight against God, inasmuch as God sent His only begotten son to die on the cross to redeem mankind, and all we did to pay him back was terrible fucking cartoon like the Transformers - Nice shot - Bible camp - Since God created man, and man created Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God. No, sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse the beast we call the Desolate One. I dont really want to hear this! The first of the fallen, the spoiler of virgins, the master of abortions. You know I dont like to talk about dark forces (jako každej spokojenej kripl) - You are 33 (Kristovy léta, to by mohlo odkazovat na to, proč všemu tak rozumí) - Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, its forgivable to go ass to mouth - And boredoms the first step on the road to relapse () - The one ring to rule them all. Hes not down with the trilogy. Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? Those fucking hobbit movies were boring as hell (zvláš ty poslední). All it was a bunch of ppl walking. Three movies of ppl walking to a fuckin volcano - Your simplistic analysis of the trilogy aside, LotR was a massive achievement that even the Academy recognized when they gave Peter Jackson the Best Directing Oscar, an award your little friend George Toy Boy Lucas has never - Bones. Oh, sick burn - Rings movies - If PJ really wanted to blow me away with those Ring movies he wouldnt have ended the third one on the logical closure point, not the 25 endings that followed - Whne fuckin Frito wakes up from his little coma or whatever, and the little hobbits are jumping up and down on his bed, and Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very fuckin gay look. That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter () over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock - Hey, faggot, they are not gay. They are hobbits. And then right after the Sam-Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat-out bricks in Frodos mouth - Love knew no bounds. That came off kind of catty. A little daytime soapish, yeah - Merriage goes against our primal nature (opice). To fuck as much as possible (to řikám – hodně vzdělávací film). Spread the seed around and keep the species going (aha, my ale nejsme zvířata) - Marriage is just the keystone to economics - How many ppl are our here. Odds are theres always going to be someone whos a better match for you (dnes v rádiu vánoční speciál Boží determinismus ohledně životního partnera – jako za starých času, kdy byl svět ještě v pořádku) - I think you love what she represents. She was the girl who wouldnt give you the time of day back in high school. And yrs later, after shes played the field and realized now unsatisfying the so-called hotties are, shes finally gone with someone who looks fugly. Unconventional! Ah, nice backpedal - I made fun of Lord of the Rings so hard - Whats sexier than an elf princesss sword - Then you must be blind as Anne Frank - Cause whats the point in having an INTERNET connection if you are not using it to look at weird fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you will never have yourself? - I have never pieced this together until right now - You knowhow every girls parents put a pussy TROLL in them when the girls are young to keep them from having prematrial sex - Sure - So I got to wait until pillow pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex (síla vule) - I will bet you are the only guy in the world who still remembers that. Oh, I bet you still remember it pretty vividly, Picle Fucker - Drop me a line with some of your ideas - I will get your order - Mu do toho ani neplivl? - You know, I dont eat fast food - You know, this tastes like piss and flies, dont it? - Like when we were young and the world was still in front of us - We are not that old - White boys get the white women to do everything (cock stain) - The smartest of smart asses got rattled by some fuckin loser coming in here giving you shit about your McJob - Na tudle chvíli jsem dlouho čekal… až mi nějakej podělanej, debilní českej fízl bude kecat do života - Sooner or later, I will do something with myself and make my mark. But until then, whatever I do is not a waste of time, its all building toward something - I m not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hate-monger - I will. Baby, you cant taste racism - Takže tím, že jí vrací peníze – a dává objednávku zadarm, ta malá hispánská pýča přiznává, že šlo o rasismus. Kráva blbá - Since when is it a crime to say porch monkey (2006)? Dnes nemužeš říct, že je rozdíl mezi pohlavím (2019) - Nigger is a racial SLUR against black ppl - Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jiggaboo, nignug, those are racial slurs - Always treat the Jewish kids well, or they would put the sheeny curse on you - My grandmother (dnes zdálo) did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife - Play something and turn it way up. Something a little less demonic, please - Porch monkey 4 life - How the fuck did you father a child with a chick thats not your fiance (správně). Holy shit. You got pregnant off the toilet seat (to se muže stát každýmu) you jerked off onto - I swear I will beat the shit out of you. You and what army? - Not spacious enough? No, its plenty spacious () - Kind of weird? You are in the bestiality business. Hey, fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica. Intriguing - My man smoked two blunts full of skunk - Kelly can be a guys name, too (nejlepší film – toho zmrda bych zabil) - 1.15.15 (victory) - I dont know what to say. Take him, you fucking whore - You ruined my life. Your life was already ruined - Fucking donkey show - You are chaos incarnate, man - I know you are fuckin nuts. Why? Bcs I enjoyed what I did? I got to watch movies, fuck with assholes, and hang out with my best friend (nechápu, jak spolu tk dlouho vydrželi). Can you think a better way to make a living? - Scrape by with the bare minimum - And you are not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you. its just a stupid hollow existence you think you should embrace bcs you are gettin old or something, bcs its the kind of like everyone else goes after - You are fucking drone, dude - Who would like a frind like me? I hate everyone, and everything seems stupid to me, but you were always the counterbalance to that. The guy who was the yin to my yang - That hurts. Like, what do you ever add to the fucking proceedings - Swing that judgmental pendulum back the other way - Neither one of us have that type of money - Ass to mouth - I almost hate to say it (26.12.2019) (méně) (více)