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Takovouhle blbinu uz sem dlouho nevidel. Jemaine Clement uz dal tenkrat jako Action Fighter najevo, ze si ze sebe umi udelat srandu...dost me to pripomnelo prvni zverstva Petera Jacksona. Nejvic ze vseho bych vypichnul herecke vykony, scenar, strih a choreografii bojovych scen - rozpocet NZ$80,000 postacil i na specialni efekty. ODPAD nebo ***** :) Tongan Ninja: He's your father? Action Fighter: Yes, and what's more, I am his son!

5 * davam za legendarni proslov na konci filmu. Zde je: I'm sorry but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black men, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each others' happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls; has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge as made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in man; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say "Do not despair." The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder! Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men---machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have a love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers! Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it’s written “the kingdom of God is within man”, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power. Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill their promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite! Hanna, can you hear me? Wherever you are, look up Hanna! The clouds are lifting! The sun is breaking through! We are coming out of the darkness into the light! We are coming into a new world; a kind new world, where men will rise above their hate, their greed, and brutality. Look up, Hanna! The soul of man has been given wings and at last he is beginning to fly. He is flying into the rainbow. Into the light of hope! Into the future! The glorious future! That belongs to you, to me, and to all of us. Look up, Hanna! Look up!

"I tell you what I've lostI've lost my bloody mind." Hloupe, prekvapive zabavne, jede to od zacatku do konce jako Bentley a k tomu jedno moc pekny chodici tilecko. Chvilema me to prislo jako Ichi the Killer.

Ooou, tak tohle mohl byt slusny western, zel film nedelaji herci ale scenariste, kteri si v tomto pripade nedokazali predstavit sami sebe na miste serifa a Wadeova doprovodu. Nechci vypadat jako hnidopich, ale kdyz jede vlak ve 3:10, nestaci vyrazit ve 3, zvlast kdyz je to na drahu zkratkou pres mesto plne pistolniku pul mile, clovek ma navic drevenou nohu...zakoncil bych to slovem lacine.

Obsah / Info nelze, ale bohuzel se mi nepovedlo s hlavni hrdinkou nejak sympatizovat, zminena nuda pak provazi druhou pulku filmu. Vypichnul bych soundtrack, velkym prekvapeni byly 2 skladby od Aphex Twina :))

Po hrozne dlouhe dobe rodinna pohadka, kterou mozna vice oceni rodice, neb jak uz zde bylo uvedeno, film postrada urcity spad a bombasticke trikove finalni orgasmy. To ale vubec neva, protoze ma (nejen) hlavni hrdiny, kteri vam nebudou uplne ukradeni. AnnaSophia Robb ma styl a dava to najevo i verbalne "I seriously do not think God goes around damning people to hell. He's too busy running all this." K tomu decentni zelandska krajina spolu s kostelem svateho Petra a Pavla ve vesnici Puhoi, zbudovane prave ceskymi osadniky v roce 1863.

Husi kuze z Thajska!

Netreba nic dodavat, snad jen moment kdy pri posledni karetni hre ve filmu Martini (roztomily Danny DeVito) a Harding reknou "hovno" v puvodnim zneni :))

Hypnotizujici, sugestivni, depresivni, audiovizualne zdarile ale hlavne velmi pomale, aby si clovek poradne uvedomil tu bezmocnost a utrpeni hlavnich hrdinu, kterym uz neni prakticky pomoci.

Film, jehoz poselstvi muze tezko unest zaprisahly pacifista. Plakat - jak pise liuk a lima - opravdu vypada spis jako pokracovani tohodle prekvapive malo (zde) hodnoceneho skoro kultu. Kolik takovych Klaatuu chodi mezi nami? Kdy uz konecne vsichni budeme svedky neceho podobneho? Nemusi se prece zrovna Zeme zastavit :)