Vikingové - Série 3

1 I see a harvest celebrated in blood (to jsme dva). Not one of your prophecies do I understand. Takovej místní psycholog. Tak proč k němu chodíš, když ti nepomáhá? It is the way of the prophecy. Only to be understand when it has happened, and it is too late to change it. I feel my blood warming. I want to fight. I want to raid (jsem hladová). Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst and corrupts the best. I never asked for power. Power is only given to those, who are prepared to lower themselves to pick it up. I m going to cook you, little piggies. How is Boneless? Měl ho nechat v lese. Ivar is what he is. I feel trapped in all this happiness. Mi povídej! Why are you not angry with me? Yes, I am angry with you. But it doesnt help either. You are so horribly good, Helga! I m so happy we are leaving! I understand completely. Miluju tendle seriál. Always keep your axe in your pants, if you want to avoid troubles.well, some of us have to bring our troubles with us. Who wants to go places and farm? Wheres the glory in that? Prasata neví, kde je jejich místo. Je načase jim ho zase připomenout. What happened to king Horik? He met with a unfortunate accident (uklouznul v koupelně). Then we are truly equal. When the spring comes, and my blood heats up, I want nothing more than to raid and fight. Between the plough and the axe, I will always choose the axe. Yes, I will come. The fly always follows the dead meat. No one has ever used magic against you? Odserou to. Vím uplně přesně kdo. I have been deceived many times, but the magic was not cause of it. No man should be such a fool as to trust these things. No man should trust the word of a woman. The hearts of women were turned on a whirling wheel. To love a fickle woman is like setting out over ice with a two-year-old colt. Or sailing a ship without a rudder. I prized that woman asmuch as my own life. And what did you get from sitting in the reeds, but a wet arse. I would say, let no man mock another over what touches many men. Time and again the wise are fettered by beauty. I cant bring myself to trust these pagans. Their way of life is crude, primitive, ignorant. They have not been redeemed by our saviors love and sacrifice (možná o něm neslyšeli). They are like the creatures of the fields. You must fight for me. And if you are victorious, I promise that I shall give you something worth more than land or riches. To je děvka! Dobrej nápad postřílet jena lodi, když se nemužou bránit. That is a considerable force (a to nevidíš všechno). On zabil krále? To se nedělá. Mohl vyjednávat. Barbaři! If I Had a Hearth (main song). 2 I m so happy my uncle is dead. But I still dont believe it. Now I wont his head, then I will believe it. Floki, fetch the kings head.since i was six yrs old, he abused me. He violated my body and my soul. And he told me not to resist the attentions of the many men that he brought to me, saying that they all wanted the pleasure of sleeping with a child. And the last was my brother, who shared me with my uncle (Deadpool). And even when I cried and O said that they were hurting me, they didnt stop. Moc si to bere. Here is Uncle Brihtwulf. Of course, you dont understand a world I m saying. Survive first, love afterwards. We have all dreamed the same dream (lucidní snění). Potřebujou terapii. My brother is prisoner of his advisors (hotovej Trump). I have been fascinated by these Northmen, especially by their pagan ways. Imagine that everything you knew about Jesus Christ was not true, and that the true god was a living man with a single eye, a cloak, a wide-brimmed hat, and that this man, Odin, the all-father, knew the secret of every heart (Satan), and the destiny of all men. And that he, too, was hanged from a tree, and died and was reborn (Phoenix). Only, it happened a long time before Christ. Before our Lord. I love Odin. And I also love Christ. Výstraha před svudci Pečlivě dodržujte vše, co vám přikazuji – nic k tomu nepřidávejte ani z toho neubírejte. Ve tvém středu by se mohl objevit prorok nebo vykladač snů a nabízet ti nějaké znamení či div se slovy: „Pojďme následovat cizí bohy“ (které jsi nepoznal) „a sloužit jim!“ Tehdy, i kdyby se stalo to znamení či div, o kterém ti říkal, neposlouchej jeho řeči. To vás Hospodin, váš Bůh, zkouší, aby se poznalo, zda milujete Hospodina, svého Boha, celým srdcem a celou duší. Hospodina, svého Boha, následujte, jeho ctěte, jeho přikázání zachovávejte, jeho poslouchejte, jemu služte a k němu se přimkněte. Takový prorok nebo vykladač snů ať je popraven, neboť nabádal k odpadnutí od Hospodina, vašeho Boha, který vás vyvedl z Egypta a vykoupil vás z domu otroctví. Odstraň ze svého středu zlo – vždyť tě ten bludař chtěl strhnout z cesty, po níž ti přikázal jít Hospodin, tvůj Bůh! Mohl by tě tajně ponoukat tvůj vlastní bratr nebo syn, dcera, manželka ve tvém náručí nebo přítel, jehož miluješ jako sebe (Deuteronomy 13/1). 1If a prophet or dreamer of dreams arises among you and proclaims a sign or wonder to you, 2and if the sign or wonder he has spoken to you comes about, but he says, “Let us follow other gods (which you have not known) and let us worship them,” 3you must not listen to the words of that prophet or dreamer. For the LORD your God is testing you to find out whether you love Him with all your heart and with all your soul. 4You are to follow the LORD your God and fear Him. Keep His commandments and listen to His voice; serve Him and hold Him fast. 5Such a prophet or dreamer must be put to death, because he has advocated rebellion against the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt and redeemed you from the house of slavery, in order to turn you from the way the LORD your God has commanded you to walk. So you must purge the evil from among you. 6If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you embrace,a or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (which neither you nor your fathers have known, 7the gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the earth to the other), 8you must not yield to him or listen to him. Show him no pity, and do not spare him or shield him. 9Instead, you must surely kill him. Your hand must be the first against him to put him to death, and then the hands of all the people. 10Stone him to death for trying to turn you away from the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. 11Then all Israel will hear and be afraid, and will never again do such a wicked thing among you. Stones are much easier to wear than earth. Takhle to ve skutečnosti probíhalo, ale přišli z Normandie, kterou jim Karal prostáček přidělil. Mercia Its strenge, how you always know if someone is telling the truth. We are not all like the Northmen. I must confess or live in purgatory. Nazpivej o tom písničku. Bude to hit na internetu. I must confess…. I have sinned in thought, but not in deed. Je v roli falešného pastýře a ani o tom neví. I have dreamed of lying naked beside a man who is not my husband. We made love and i enjoyed it very much. You have certainly sinned. On je pohan, on si to muže dovolit, ale nemá osobní integritu vuči jejímu manželovi - stejnou osud potom muže potkat jeho. Bozi se o to postarají - dostanou k tomu legální právo. I desire fame above all things (idoltary). It is you who has taught me that it is possible to respect two cultures, and to live in amity between them. We dont have dwarves in England. Of course, you do. You just dont see them. I do not love him. He fascinates me. Be careful, who you choose to be fascinated by. 3 Will you sup with us? You are deluded. There can be no reconciliation between our gods. One or the other must prevail - nebo taky žádnej, jak ukázala doba (když nepočítáme muslimy). Let us try and speak well of each other. And remember how much we have been through together. You poor bastard. From now, I bid you farewell. Elli os old age. And even if life is not cut short by the sword or by illness, no one can withstand old age in the end. Only Thor can drain the seas and fight old age. It was wrong of me. I m married. I have a child. I m a Christian (hurá). Lord understands our weakenesses and our trials (jistě, že ne). God is love, bla bla bla and he would part gay parade. I didnt protect her. That is what her shield is for. We fight. That is how we win and that is how we die. And you let her come? She will probably die with your child in her bely and it will be your fault, bcs you have the strength of a man, but the will of a little girl. I dont think she will die. She wants to live. She has a lot to live for. But if she hears you weeping and lamenting, she will choose to die. Be strong. Be a man. Coax her back from Valhalla. But make it worth her while, for she is already at the gates. My lord, this is sacrilege. Unless they renounce their false gods and heathen ways, we should not allow them to stay any longer. Souhlasím, ale chtěl bych vidět, jak porážejí krávy oni. Patrně je předtím obráčí proudem nebo použijí jateční pistoli (s vyšším výkonem). 357 Magnum. If he possesses powers, then he is putting them to good use. Its true. Noone can help you. 4 Where is Harbard? Magic. Umí uspat dítě. Co to je za matku! You have such power! Pyče chtěla bojovat. Ted má, co chtěla. Bohové byli spravedliví. We cannot fight everyone. There must be cooperation, alliances just as there are among the gods. That is the way forward. It seems that the magic of your Christian baptism has worked after all. I can see that you have all drunk from the poisoned chalice. And the joke is on you. I can make it better. I suppose I should thank you. Your brother is weak. Hes just a puppet. And he will be your downfall. He acts always in his own interests. Je to von. Ten hrál v RE Retribution. Já věděl, že ho odněkud znám. Better be prisoners than dead. Prisoners can always escape. Although you have made me happy and fulfilled, I have come to understand that the only person you truly care for is yourself. Přesně, jinak by ji nechal odejít, plnit svoje povinnosti. Tvl, tady šuká každej s každým! Your wife has missed you beyond endurance. I have often come across her in the chapel, weeping and privately praying to God for your safe and sure return. Forgive me if I dont kiss your hand. Respect me, your father. Respect your husband. And do what is required of you. We are free to do as we pleased. You and I understand each other, that is why we are allies, and will remain so. I have made peace with my past. I have come to terms with my family, with all the violence visited upon me. And now at least I am free from ma anger, saved from my nightmares. And, finally, I know who I am. Drink to victory over m abusers. Please rise and raise your cups to the sole and only ruler of Mercia. 5 Someone has to worry about it, even if its only me. Přesně. Floki je muž víry. Velice duležitá postava. Gods are never mistaken.this is ma fault. I did not treat her well. Jé, to se ti zahojí, ty pyče. Mohlas přijít o voko. Podívej se na Rolla, jakej je to fešák, a to ho přejel kun! Harbard is not a human being. He came to visit. And such a visit must always be celebrated. If it leads to death, it also leads to life. That is the way with the gods. Whos Harbard? To je děvka. Jediný, o měla na práci, bylo sedět doma a modlit se za svého manžela! S knězem! Let the world be the world. Thats what I say. They say it was jsut beginning. That they would come back and kill them all. I want bring these disputes to an end. Coře, Angličani napadli osadníky? I can see that not the living, but the dead will conquer Paris. Bear will be crowned by a princess. Novgorod? I have made my mind. And this year, we shall attack Paris. Miluju. What is Paris? We will take this place! Why am I still angry? Vážně potřebuje psychologa.what is there to laugh about? Rollo, if you truly knew what the gods have in store for you, you would go down now and dance naked on the beach. Kill the pagans. Todle bude dlouhá, krvavá válka. Překročili Rubicon. A muže za to kněz, kterej svýho kašpárka neudržel v kalhotech. Každej čin má své konsekvence. A Buh s odplatou jen čeká, vy malý český svině. Many times. Helga said she smelled like fish. It was Odin who slept with your wife. By this ruse, we have now caught out all of those nobles who question my rule and we have reason now to rid ourselves of them permanently. It worked out beautifully. 6 Its a girl. Dont show me. Get rid of it. Porunn to sluší víc něž kdy předtím. Sleep well, my darling. This adventure was doomed from the start. We ignored the warnings of the gods. And so they refused to protect our farmers. Pointa je, že bohy nemužeme z ničeho obvinovat, jako dnes. Hlavně teda Alláha a jeho proroka Mohammeda. And who can blame them? Believe me, Floki. They will feel the wrath of the gods. He persuaded us of their good faith. Je to tak a správně ve filmu symbolicky znázornili, že j eto falešný pastýř. But now you must see the truth. It was all a trap. Floki měl celou dobu pravdu. Byl jsem s ním, už když vedl vzpurné řeči na lodi. Přesně, návrat ke kořenum. Co si myslí, děvka. A kolik jich dneska dokonce určuje, jak máme žít! You have been found guilty of adultery against your lawful husband. We find sufficient evidence to excercise the punishment advocated by the Holy Book, that your ears and nose be cut off. To make real and visible your crime against law and against nature (a dneska ty kurvy chodí na znamení cizoložství s pejskem z množírny). Our Lord Jesus Christ never advocate such barbarism. Why cannot you show the mercy, our Lord showed to those weak in the flesh? Proč ji rovnou neupálí (Leviticus)? You are charged and found guilty of the henious crime of adultery with person unknow. You must pray to God for forgiveness. Dneska je nejhorším zločinem jim nakopnout toho čokla. Přemejšlel jsem nad tím, ještě než jsem tendle díl pustil. Měl jsem jasno do začátku. V roli podvedenýho manžela by mi nezbývalo, než se s ní rozejít, protože Boží zákony jsou nad těmi pozemskými - což je v této době stejné. Spojenectví, které by plynulo z manželství, by muselo ustoupit do pozadí. To, co by s ní udělali potom, by mě vcelku nezajímalo (stejně se mi nelíbila). I was blind, but now I see. I was dead, but now I m reborn. Nvm, co je na tom tak užasnýho, když si uvědomuješ, mezi jakým ksindlem to žiješ. For by you all things were created that are in heaven and that are in earth. Visible and invisible. Jediný, co ho omlouvá, je, že je to jen člověk. Tendle film je hodně hlubokej. Vídí dál než než ty ostatní. Loki jedná v nejlepším zájmu svých bohu, těžko mu něco mužeme vytknout, zaslouží respekt jako všichni věřící, dnes muslimové, kteří si zachovávají vlastní kulturu skrze náboženství. Ale nepoznal Ježíše, který by mu otevřel oči. Musí ještě hledat, ale je na správné cestě, jako Atletstan. I am born again. What do you mean, born again. Like a baby? I have rediscovered my faith. I m a new man. Born again through the love of Jesus Christ. Then you are Christian again? With all my heart. With all my soul. With all my being. I can no longer acknowledge your gods. I m happy you have found your god. Ragnar je taky na cestě. Ještě vyplení pár měst a zrodí se znovu. Whats the point? He doesnt listen. Who is this chunk of meat? My father says hapiness doesnt matter. Loki? Priest! Ted si film dělá srandu i ze znovuzrození. Opak je pravdou. Křestani nejsou jako nějakej křehkej šálek. You were fearless bcs you dare to question. I always believed that death is a fate fare better than life, for you will be reunited with lost loved ones (tak to se mě netýká). V pekle. I hate you for leaving me. There is nothing that can console me now. I am changed. So are you. Právě, ten malej kriplík neměl žádnou odpovědnost. Žádnou osobní integritu. Jak k manželovi, tak k Ragnarovi a jeho rodině. Tak to bude ještě zajímavý. 7 Lord Ragnar To je král francouzskej? Prostáček? Dobrá hudba. Perhaps they would think it is a sensible precaution. Zapomen. Utok! Count Odo Poslední film, kterej mě rozplakal, byly Vikingové. The next weeks will test the faith of all of us. I will pray to God Almighty that not one of us is found wanting in either courage or belief (Ezekiel 22/30). I carry this burden with light heart knowing I share it with our Lord, and with Your Highness. To byly časy! Snad se zase jednou vrátí. I dont have any friends. Its better that way. When I think of that filthy apostate, it reminds me how my wife whored with him. This is between me and this Jezebel. Měli ji upálit, svini. A toho bastarda hodit do Temže. Since you carry his cross, he is still here with us. We will manage without him. We have no choice now. I hope gods blessed your effords. V tý době ještě neměli trebuchety. Římani měli orangery, ale používali je spíš na pěchotu. Města nebyly ještě tak opevněný. To začlo tady. Freya will comforts you as she comforts me. We women bear heavy burdens. But it is not to be helped. And even when we area dealt with harshly, remember, it is the gods who have woven our destinies (God is in charge). Not ourselves. Those closest, but unexpect, can sow a terrible harvest. But also, tell her that we have a repugance for such measures, being Christians. Deluded Queen. I m not with child, neither I m a child. Princess Gisla I m not hungry. My work nurishes me. Floki, the tower maker. But, of course, its not me making these towers. Its the gods using my poor hands (fame). I have feelings of duty. I try to do what is right for my country and for my God (líbil se mi od začátku). Would you like to whip me? Would it excite you? S tou bych vyjednával pořád. Lead me not into temptation, but deliver me from evil. To není zrovna trebuchet. Todle něco stálo. Tak ve třetí serii si to už mohli dovolit. Další Ragnaruv syn. No skvělý. 8 Konečně postavili víc než tři lodě. Začíná z toho bejt pěknej velkofilm. Total War! Proč nemaj zápalný šípy? To dřevo by zapálili. Minimálně by neviděli přes kouř. Behold, soldiers of Christ. That wherever the Oriflame is, no quater is to be given to our enemies. Soldiers, show no mercy. Fight to the death! Where are you going? Valhalla is that way! Athelstan has done this. A wolf stands by the western door. We will all die. Ragnar is betrayed. And how the earth will redden with the blood of the rulers kin. Their swords will be coloured with blood. I dont understand. Everything I did, I did for them. You dont think of anybody but yourself. I think about every being in Midgard. One day I will kill you. If you accept this condition, let us be together. I only did what my instincts tell me to do. Patience of fury man. 9 The Antichrist and the devils are here. He fights like a crazy bear. There are some things that need to be said, but other things which only need to be understood. My protection I freely offer, but there must be recompense. Missionary (a jejej). He was in market place denouncing our gods. No vidíte, už pro mnichy ani nemusíte jezdit. Its true I beg ppl here to desist from worshipping false gods and serving the devil (to je přesný). Your gods are made with human hands and are deaf, dumb and blind (ne tak docela). What salvation they can bring you? Our gods are greater, their signs and wonders mightier. No, the Father, Son and Holy Ghost are the one. The rest are just false idols (recipient of our love and affection)! Nepřesvědčils mě. Možná, když víc zvedneš hlas. Cos čekal? Todle dělá Buh jen ve výjimečných případech (David v jámě lvové, Polycarp, and so on). He works in mysterious ways. To byl vlastně další pokus zdiskreditovat již tak upadlé křestanství. Wicked and adulterous generation demands a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah (Matt 16/4). V neděli. Dnes je uterý. I dont mind dying. But I want someone to hold my hair out of the way, so he can make a clean cut. You are wise. I m not stupid. I believe we must attempt to come to terms with them (jasně, dej jim princeznu za ženu). Father, I beg you, ignore this counsel of despair.we should never give in to these vile pagans, to these brutes. Otherwise we will have failed, and that is how we would be judged. I must pray and try to discover the will of God (vs co by měl svobodný muž udělat, Leonidas, omlouvá ho jen věk). Queen Kwenthrith tried to use her female wiles upon me, but with Gods help, I managed to resist the devils snares. Its in her nature. I knew that you would be able to resist her, for your morals and faith are such as even I look up to (resist evil, and he will flee from you). Jak potom takovej člověk muže věřit v Boha, když jej znovu ta děvka podvede? Protože Buh chce mít především ten vztah s ním. Nesmí mu záležet na pozemských věcech. Musí se jen řídit desaterem a ve všem Boha poslouchat, protože On jej vyvedl z otroctví. I am prepared to bow before Gods will (tak to si špatně vyložil - Alistr už byl v moci dábla). We have lost nearly a thousand men. Dobrej odhad. I did not become an earl, bcs I aspired to be one. It came about bcs of other ppls actions. And I did not become king out of ambition. But once again, I had no choice, as a result of other ppls actions. What does the king do? He rules. And as the ruler have the last say. You have all had your ideas, and they have all failed! I will not. Now, with no more discussion, we shall meet the Franks tomorrow. What is it? What should we do the with Christian? Kill him. That is not your decision to make (heaven or hell). This is a man of God, isnt it? And this is water, am I wrong? You will do it here, and you will do it now. 10 That priest poisoned Ragnars mind and now we see the fruit of it. No Christian king will ever be allowed to rule our world. Its unthinkable. An insult to our gods and our ppl. You must lead with your head, not with your heart. If you would submit to being chained up and wihipped. It would keep my interest undoubtedly. Tvl, ted je z toho Nymfomanka! Ragnare, vrat se!jinak nic proti, ale spíš bych si to obrátil. Lepší, než s tím paštikou píchat. Ji nešetří! Strike! Zase, z křestanu dělaj uchyly. To je doba, než ho tam donesou. Asi nejnudnější díl serie. Bez Ragnara to nemuže bejt ono. What the fuck! Dostali mě. Tak tady ho chtěl puvodně zabít? Celou dobu, co ho nesli, přemejšlím nad tím, že se s nima dokázali domluvit. Že to nebyli vetřelci z jinýho světa, ale taky jen lidi. Představoval si, jak je tam na mostě začnou podřezávat, že ted mají cestu volnou. Troja trochu jinak! To měli na lanách, ten padací most? I can see that not the living, but the dead will conquer Paris. Just bcs i refuse to marry him, he wants to have me thrown to the dogs. I would do almost anything for the sake of the Paris. But I will not be tied in holy matrimony to someone who is more beast than man. It is not your father who asks this of you, it is the emperor. And therefore, you will obey him. You will be offered a vast area of land in the nothern part of Frankia (Normandie, odkud potom povedou utok na Anglii - tak to byl on). You will defend Paris against your brother. No tak pojedete dál po řece… I m not marry this animal. I am a Princess of the blood, not a cheap whore. I would rather be burned alive than suffer this thing, to so much as lay a hand on me. He is filthy pagan. Therefore he has no soul. He is worse than the beasts of the fields. I would rather my virginity and my virtue give to the vilest dog than to this piece of warm meat. Kope trochu nožkama. To se dalo čekat. (16.02.2021) (méně) (více)