Griffinovi

"It's gonna rain!" zatial uplne naj epizoda. "Police! Random dead-body search!" (27.09.2018)

"You could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece. Or 50 really fat chicks for a thousand bucks. What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too. But they got to pay." (27.09.2018)

"Air supply." (27.09.2018)

"Deep South? Isn't that where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but are mad at the black guys for being so lazy?" (28.09.2018)

"I smell death on you!" (30.09.2018)

"I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow, I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately, I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with a long fatigue of a weary life. ...I awoke several hours later in a daze. " (30.09.2018)

"Good contribution, Diane." (30.09.2018)

"It's my sex box, and her name is Sony." (30.09.2018)

"Look at that Grizzly Adams, huh? Look at how confident he is, how majestic. Lois, I'm gonna grow a beard. It's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Huh? Cause of all them magic tricks?" (02.10.2018)

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch." (02.10.2018)

"Come on, let's go drink till we can't feel feelings any more." (02.10.2018)

Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Goodbye for ever. Stewie. PS: I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. The receipt's on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit, but I'm sure if you make a fuss, they'll give you a store credit or something. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it. You know? I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to, and then it'II...Actually, could it have been from the sweater? Did it have buttons? Hm. I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. OK, goodbye for ever. PPS: You know, it might be chilly in London. I'm going to take the sweater. (30.10.2018)

"We have to learn to accept this, like one of those stories on Dateline where a family member suffers a horrible accident and is a burden on everybody. They pretend to be happy, but they're dead inside. They're dead. And that'll be our lives, hm?" (30.10.2018)

"You better watch who you call a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, then you know what that makes you? A pedophile! And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert!" (30.10.2018)

"Man, this is even more intense than that time I forgot how to sit down." (16.11.2018)

" I'm standing outside Manhattan's luxurious new Park Barrington Hotel because they don't allow Asians inside. " (16.11.2018)

Stewie Griffin - Good God! Look at the fat man's underwear. It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. Don't put that in with my things! Lois Griffin - Look, Stewie, a note. You know, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris' pocket. She's more respectful than that. Stewie Griffin - Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch. (22.11.2018)

"In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record for most drugs ever done by a single human being died today. He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw." (24.12.2018)

"That's about as likely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own which I would never do. I play by my own rules, nobody else's. Not even my own." (24.12.2018)

"How can you afford these things?" (24.12.2018)